Injuries
Okay, I've already written this entry twice, only to lose it once because the computer did not have the correct date set, and the second time because I lacked a mouse and pressed an incorrect keystroke...
I still lack a mouse, so I'm going to write this in notepad to avoid further problems.
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To date I have inadvertently injured myself on the following random objects:
An ice cream carton. I split my lip open.
A quarter. It fell on my toe and hurt like hell.
A keyboard. It also fell, but this time on my fingers and felt as though they had been jammed in a car door.
A dryer. I cut my hand.
A gum wrapper. I cut my hand directly prior to a midterm and had to try very hard not to bleed all over my exam.
A martinelli's bottle. I got my finger stuck between the bottle and the cap and was screaming in pain as my friend had to twist the cap in order to remove it. (Though I found out that I am not the only person to have injured myself in this manner.)
A rooster.
Anyone else have any interesting injuries?
...Or remember any other embarrassing ones of mine?
I still lack a mouse, so I'm going to write this in notepad to avoid further problems.
...
To date I have inadvertently injured myself on the following random objects:
An ice cream carton. I split my lip open.
A quarter. It fell on my toe and hurt like hell.
A keyboard. It also fell, but this time on my fingers and felt as though they had been jammed in a car door.
A dryer. I cut my hand.
A gum wrapper. I cut my hand directly prior to a midterm and had to try very hard not to bleed all over my exam.
A martinelli's bottle. I got my finger stuck between the bottle and the cap and was screaming in pain as my friend had to twist the cap in order to remove it. (Though I found out that I am not the only person to have injured myself in this manner.)
A rooster.
Anyone else have any interesting injuries?
...Or remember any other embarrassing ones of mine?