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Now This is funny!
This was posted by the Least horny male I have Ever met in my life!
Hahaha! Okay, Here we go:
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This is totally something I would have like, memorized (if I thought it were remotely true), and yet Phil put it in his live-journal, yes, I swiped somthing else from his lj and yes, he is the LEAST horny male I have met in like, my entire life! It drives me crazy!
So anyhow, I'm coming home tomorrow and I'm drivin' Bridget to the Atl airport with me!I'm gonna miss my girls over christmas break! Makes me sad just thinking about it. I'm probably gonna miss them and living at Auburn so much I probably wont come home for like a month after christmas break!
Oh, and I wont be going out tomorrow night- I'll be with the family so I'm going to be "tired" and "go to bed early"- yes shame on me, I know. Thursday for most of the day I have plans and saturday I'm booked- I'm not sure about friday or sunday yet.
Okay, and now I'm kinda bored with this too. So I'm off to find something else to do bcuz it is still early!
xoxo~!
This was posted by the Least horny male I have Ever met in my life!
Hahaha! Okay, Here we go:
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This is totally something I would have like, memorized (if I thought it were remotely true), and yet Phil put it in his live-journal, yes, I swiped somthing else from his lj and yes, he is the LEAST horny male I have met in like, my entire life! It drives me crazy!
So anyhow, I'm coming home tomorrow and I'm drivin' Bridget to the Atl airport with me!I'm gonna miss my girls over christmas break! Makes me sad just thinking about it. I'm probably gonna miss them and living at Auburn so much I probably wont come home for like a month after christmas break!
Oh, and I wont be going out tomorrow night- I'll be with the family so I'm going to be "tired" and "go to bed early"- yes shame on me, I know. Thursday for most of the day I have plans and saturday I'm booked- I'm not sure about friday or sunday yet.
Okay, and now I'm kinda bored with this too. So I'm off to find something else to do bcuz it is still early!
xoxo~!