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Title: why so serius? part 1/?
Universe: the movies whichevr that is
Characters/Pairing: izzy/joker, izzy/harvey
Rating: pg
Warnings: none becus i dont like riting sex stuff
summary: bruce's sister!
A/N: rachel doesnt exist in this, just izzy so yeah. please dnt flame though this si my first fic. This is also dedicated to darkflame88 fr inspiring me to rite my first fic.
Hi my name is Izzy, whitch is short for Isabella lolita wayne. Yep, thats right, bruce wayne is my brother. he didnt know i was his sister though until like three weeks ago when i met him and said "Hi im Isaella Lolita wayne and you are my brother" but he did not beleve me until i showed him the braselet he made for me when we were little and best friends.
He was very sad when we were little because he didnt rly have any fronds and so i was his best friend. when are parents died i was sent away to go live with my grandma in france and i got cultured there but i wanted to come find my big brother back in ameirca. I remembered him even though he forgot me because I have a rly good memory.
And three weeks ago i met harvey dent who is the district attorney here in Gotham and he said "who's this pretty girl" and Bruce said "stop it shes my sister" and harvey said "but she is pretty. are you free friday?" except it was alredy friday so i said "yes im free tonight." We kissed that night but it was rely nice and not slutty and he said "Will you be my girlfrend?" and i said "I dnt know."
He took out a coin and said "heads you say yes and taisl you say no" so I said "Ok." He flipped it and it was heads so i said "ok it's heads ill be your girlfriend."
Tonight we are going to Bruces funraiser for Harvey and i said "Bruce be nice tonight" and he said "when am i not nice?" and gave me a noogie. i looked at him angrly, but was realy smiling because he was my brother and i was glad to see him again.
I was wering a skin tight black dress that was short but not to short and harvey said "you're more beautiful then ever whitch is hard becus you are always beutiful."
We went to bruces mansion ((our parent were rich and so we got lots of money)) and harvey looked around and he said "i dont feel comfurtable with these people" and i said "harvey the hole mobs after you and youre worried bout the trust fund brickade?"
When I got back from gettng drinks there was a wierd looking guy with makeup and scars walking arund asking about harvey.i bit my lip and watched the clown guy start threatning albert, the butler. I new i had to defend him because he was old and couldnt himself and i new marshall arts.
The clown came over and said "Hello beutiful" and i backed away because his teeth were yellow and his breth stunk.
"You must be Harvy's squeeze........and you are beautiful."
i would say sumthing but he kept talking. "you look nervus, is it the scars? you wanna know how i got them?"
I didnt want to but i probly didnt have a choice.
"i had a wife beautful like you who tells me i worry to much. who tells me i ought to smile more. who gambels and gets in deep with the sharks."
i tried to push away but he yelled at me "look at me!" he yelled.
"one day they crave her face and we have no money for surgry. She can't take it i just want to see her smile again i jus want her to no i dont care about scars. So i stick a razer in my mouth and do this" he pretnded to cut his face with his tonge
"to myself and she cant stand the sight of me she leeves." I wanted to hug him becus i felt bad about his wife but i ws too disgusting. "now i see the funny side now im alwhys smiling." I kicked him in the groin and he laft manically, "a little fight in you, i like that."
Batman came in and said "then you're gonna love me" and tackled the clown guy but i knew batman was rely bruce becaus he told me but i cant tell anyone because hes a vigilante.
"let her go" he said as batman, and the clown said "poor choice of words" and i fell otu the window screeming but bruce caght me. i wasnt really scarred though. "thanks."
After the party was cleaned up and it was safer i went home with harvy. he fell aslep so i went outside and screamed. it was the clown. "why are you her?" i said. he said "i think you know. by the way, they call me the joker."
Universe: the movies whichevr that is
Characters/Pairing: izzy/joker, izzy/harvey
Rating: pg
Warnings: none becus i dont like riting sex stuff
summary: bruce's sister!
A/N: rachel doesnt exist in this, just izzy so yeah. please dnt flame though this si my first fic. This is also dedicated to darkflame88 fr inspiring me to rite my first fic.
Hi my name is Izzy, whitch is short for Isabella lolita wayne. Yep, thats right, bruce wayne is my brother. he didnt know i was his sister though until like three weeks ago when i met him and said "Hi im Isaella Lolita wayne and you are my brother" but he did not beleve me until i showed him the braselet he made for me when we were little and best friends.
He was very sad when we were little because he didnt rly have any fronds and so i was his best friend. when are parents died i was sent away to go live with my grandma in france and i got cultured there but i wanted to come find my big brother back in ameirca. I remembered him even though he forgot me because I have a rly good memory.
And three weeks ago i met harvey dent who is the district attorney here in Gotham and he said "who's this pretty girl" and Bruce said "stop it shes my sister" and harvey said "but she is pretty. are you free friday?" except it was alredy friday so i said "yes im free tonight." We kissed that night but it was rely nice and not slutty and he said "Will you be my girlfrend?" and i said "I dnt know."
He took out a coin and said "heads you say yes and taisl you say no" so I said "Ok." He flipped it and it was heads so i said "ok it's heads ill be your girlfriend."
Tonight we are going to Bruces funraiser for Harvey and i said "Bruce be nice tonight" and he said "when am i not nice?" and gave me a noogie. i looked at him angrly, but was realy smiling because he was my brother and i was glad to see him again.
I was wering a skin tight black dress that was short but not to short and harvey said "you're more beautiful then ever whitch is hard becus you are always beutiful."
We went to bruces mansion ((our parent were rich and so we got lots of money)) and harvey looked around and he said "i dont feel comfurtable with these people" and i said "harvey the hole mobs after you and youre worried bout the trust fund brickade?"
When I got back from gettng drinks there was a wierd looking guy with makeup and scars walking arund asking about harvey.i bit my lip and watched the clown guy start threatning albert, the butler. I new i had to defend him because he was old and couldnt himself and i new marshall arts.
The clown came over and said "Hello beutiful" and i backed away because his teeth were yellow and his breth stunk.
"You must be Harvy's squeeze........and you are beautiful."
i would say sumthing but he kept talking. "you look nervus, is it the scars? you wanna know how i got them?"
I didnt want to but i probly didnt have a choice.
"i had a wife beautful like you who tells me i worry to much. who tells me i ought to smile more. who gambels and gets in deep with the sharks."
i tried to push away but he yelled at me "look at me!" he yelled.
"one day they crave her face and we have no money for surgry. She can't take it i just want to see her smile again i jus want her to no i dont care about scars. So i stick a razer in my mouth and do this" he pretnded to cut his face with his tonge
"to myself and she cant stand the sight of me she leeves." I wanted to hug him becus i felt bad about his wife but i ws too disgusting. "now i see the funny side now im alwhys smiling." I kicked him in the groin and he laft manically, "a little fight in you, i like that."
Batman came in and said "then you're gonna love me" and tackled the clown guy but i knew batman was rely bruce becaus he told me but i cant tell anyone because hes a vigilante.
"let her go" he said as batman, and the clown said "poor choice of words" and i fell otu the window screeming but bruce caght me. i wasnt really scarred though. "thanks."
After the party was cleaned up and it was safer i went home with harvy. he fell aslep so i went outside and screamed. it was the clown. "why are you her?" i said. he said "i think you know. by the way, they call me the joker."