I wrote all this as I watched the episode. I jump around lots, but there's a few theories hidden in there. So far, this had to have been my favorite episode. Second favorite being "The Third Man". Next week looks very hopeful too! I'm just hoping for some answers.
+LOL. Actually dialogue from Twilight? Dear god. How much more can they make me laugh?
+Dean just knowing about Launter is a big ball of funny awesome right there. And he had a point. The kid is all over the place.
+Sam’s so focused on finding the vampire, but Dean’s trying to talk brotherly stuff to him. Wow. Almost douche-y of Sam, don’t ya think?
+Efron AND Beiber? Dean…stay away from televisions. Please. And newspapers and anything else that can help along the references that cause me to giggle.
+OMG. SAM. YOU BADASS YOU!
+…Dean is pretty. Trufax.
+WTF? Sam…don’t just watch! Do something! You son of a bitch. Go back to hell. I just lost my love for you. COMPLETELY. And don’t try and puppy your way out of it. Why? Did you want your brother to be a monster like you? Selfish bastard…
+Maybe I’m selfish. But I can use this all for my vampire Sam. XD
+Jensen makes a very hot monster. JUST SAYING!
+Prisoners always escape you Sammy. HA.
+HO SHIT. Kill her. PLEASE? Dean, I’d love you forever if you kill Lisa…
+Be still heart. Quit jumping.
+Walking hamburger. Sounds like some weird wincesty innuendo.
+Can you say…rapey?
+HACK AND SLASH! HUZZAH!
+I don’t want you to drink the cure, Dean. Stay vampire. It’ll make me happy. :D
+Punching Sam might make you feel better if you really saw that smirk. I mean, it would make me feel so much better, but it can’t possibly redeem Sam from being a dick.
+He’s wearing a Henley. That makes me smile.
+I have the feeling that wasn’t exactly Sam talking there. It just…I know there’s a fine line between Lucifer and Sam, but just the way Sam’s last line came across screamed “Hey, I’m Lucifer. Fuck you Dean, I’m taking your ass back with me to Hell. Oh, and your brother’s being dragged along, too. Just for the ride.”
+A new theory! What if Grandpa Campbell…is an Alpha? I don’t know what, but he could be an alpha something. Maybe ghost? Or demon? Not sure yet. It’s just an idea.