Or Bellatrix, whom I hear, likes to play with her food before eating it.
Seems I've got a problem with everyone these days.
Rod, dear. I'm getting a bit worried. I haven't heard anything about or from you in a while. Avery said you should have been back by now. I hope you've found the bastard who killed your father and have tortured him to hell and back for what he's done. If you need anything, anything at all, just Owl me and I'll be there in no time at all.
Everything is under control here. You might've seen it in the papers, I killed him. The scientist. He was pathetic, honestly. Andromeda has gone and taken herself out of the family tree, just as you predicted in second year. I guess I owe you 5 Galleons now. I tried to talk some sense into her, I even slapped her, but she wouldn't listen. It's a pity, she would have been an asset to the cause. I brought two new recrutes to the Dark Lord, Evan Rosier and Lionel Lovegood are now Death Eaters. I'm quite proud of them actually, but not nearly as proud I am of you. I tried out a few new curses, one making a girl sterile for life, and another, of my invention, poisoning Diggory without a potion. Oh, and Diggory punched me in the face. I've got a nasty bruise, black eye, broken nose and everything. He'll pay for it though, severely.
Please reply if at all possible.
Yours,
Bellatrix Black.
P.S. Have you heard anything from Lucius? Narcissa's been asking about him, I think she's worried as well.
Narcissa- I've Owled Rodolphus and asked if he had heard from Lucius. I know you're worried about him, you're not alone in this whether he's here or not.
Lionel- Thanks for -er- staying out with me the other night.
Cassie- How are things? I meant to ask you about Jeremy...
McKinnon- You and your little boyfriend should be bowing down, kissing my feet right now. I just saved you loads of time and effort with contraceptive potions.
Diggory- Tisk, tisk. Rash actions get people around you hurt. I'd expect you to learn from your mistake and let McKinnon be a warning of what I can do.
Fenwick- You said something about talking to me, and teaching me a lesson the other day. Would you like to back off now or be stupid and continue this tirade?
Tonks- Watch your fucking back, Mudblood.
Sirius- Stay away from Narcissa. I don't want you to corrupt her the way you've corrupted everyone else.
[private to Regulus]- Again, I must press you for information. If you aren't in the Order by now, perhaps you can't handle the assignment. Do I need to get someone else on the job? Your time might be better spent elsewhere... [/private]
Rod, dear. I'm getting a bit worried. I haven't heard anything about or from you in a while. Avery said you should have been back by now. I hope you've found the bastard who killed your father and have tortured him to hell and back for what he's done. If you need anything, anything at all, just Owl me and I'll be there in no time at all.
Everything is under control here. You might've seen it in the papers, I killed him. The scientist. He was pathetic, honestly. Andromeda has gone and taken herself out of the family tree, just as you predicted in second year. I guess I owe you 5 Galleons now. I tried to talk some sense into her, I even slapped her, but she wouldn't listen. It's a pity, she would have been an asset to the cause. I brought two new recrutes to the Dark Lord, Evan Rosier and Lionel Lovegood are now Death Eaters. I'm quite proud of them actually, but not nearly as proud I am of you. I tried out a few new curses, one making a girl sterile for life, and another, of my invention, poisoning Diggory without a potion. Oh, and Diggory punched me in the face. I've got a nasty bruise, black eye, broken nose and everything. He'll pay for it though, severely.
Please reply if at all possible.
Yours,
Bellatrix Black.
P.S. Have you heard anything from Lucius? Narcissa's been asking about him, I think she's worried as well.
Narcissa- I've Owled Rodolphus and asked if he had heard from Lucius. I know you're worried about him, you're not alone in this whether he's here or not.
Lionel- Thanks for -er- staying out with me the other night.
Cassie- How are things? I meant to ask you about Jeremy...
McKinnon- You and your little boyfriend should be bowing down, kissing my feet right now. I just saved you loads of time and effort with contraceptive potions.
Diggory- Tisk, tisk. Rash actions get people around you hurt. I'd expect you to learn from your mistake and let McKinnon be a warning of what I can do.
Fenwick- You said something about talking to me, and teaching me a lesson the other day. Would you like to back off now or be stupid and continue this tirade?
Tonks- Watch your fucking back, Mudblood.
Sirius- Stay away from Narcissa. I don't want you to corrupt her the way you've corrupted everyone else.
[private to Regulus]- Again, I must press you for information. If you aren't in the Order by now, perhaps you can't handle the assignment. Do I need to get someone else on the job? Your time might be better spent elsewhere... [/private]