Feb 16, 2005 13:54
1-What should you be doing besides dicking around on LIVEJOURNAL?
I really would like to be having sex with my IPOD on
2-Do you like jerry springer?
Yes theres just something so good about white trashy trailer park men with beer bellies no teeth and bangin their moms
3-Do you think the apocalypse is coming?
YES ITS ON DVD I GOT IT FOR $5.99 AT BEST BUY
4-If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you like to do today? HAVE MY PRIME RIB AND LOBSTER AND LOTS OF WEED.
5-Did you have a dream last night and if so, what was it about?
THAT MY EX KIDNAPPED MY KID AND KILLED HER (I WOKE UP AND RAN TO HER ROOM AND SHE WAS THERE WHEW!)
6-Where are you right now?
IN THIS PRISON CALLED EMPLOYMENT
7- Do you like it there?
I REALLY DONT BUT MY BOSS MAKES IT WORTHWHILE
8-Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on LIVE JOURNAL?
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS FOR?
10-Do you drink coffee?
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACCINO
11-What do you think of the soprano's?
I LOVE THAT SHOW MAN, I WISH I WAS A GUY LIKE PUSSY
12-Favourite sports team? STEELERS, HEAT, MARLINS, CRUZ AZUL
13-What do you think of goth and rockabilly people?
I WAS GOTH IN HIGHSCHOOL AND ROCKER IN MY TEENS SO HEY WE CAN ALL BE WHAT WE WANT TO BE
14-Do you smoke cigarettes?
I QUIT I START I STOP .. ITS NEVERENDING ORDEAL
15-Favorite vacation spot?
CABO SAN LUCAS MEXICO
16-Do you think you're hot?
NO MAYBE LUKE WARM
17-Are you an alcoholic?
NO BUT I WILL DRINK ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE AND THEN PUKE
18-Do you hate emo people?
NO IM ONE TODAY... :)
19-Are you a hateful person, or do you love everyone?
I DONT LOVE MANY PEOPLE BUT I SURELY HATE NOONE
20-What's your favorite holiday?
HALLOWEEN BUT ITS NOT REALLY A HOLIDAY, IMMA SAY JULY 4TH
21-Jeans and a hoodie or dressing up?
JEANS AND A WIFE BEATER
22-Ever taken acid?
YEAH IN THE NIRVANA GRUNDGE PERIOD OF MY LIFE
23-Do you have animals?
YES ITS MY EX HUSBAND
24- Who's the hottest actor/actress?
ANGELINA JOLIE SOAKS ME, AND GARY OLDMAN IS DRIVING ME MAD RECENTLY
25-What would you rather be doing right now?
I WANNA GO HOME WAAAAAAHHHH
26-What's the last movie you saw?
THE TERMINAL ON DVD
27-Do you think you may be insane?
BIPOLAR, OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE, NEUROTIC, BORDERLINE PERSONALITY AND STRESS DISORDER BUT NEVER INSANE. MAYBE UR THE ONE THATS INSANE, HOW DARE U !
28-Are you ever homesick?
NO BUT I MISS MY BED EVERYTIME IM IN SOMEONE ELSES
29-Do you get along with your parents/siblings?
YEA GOTTA LOVE THEM BUT IT DOESNT MEAN I LIKE THEM
30-Who's death has affected you most deeply?
MARLON BRANDO.. MY GODD HE WAS A STUD
31-Cocaine...love/hate it?
C2.. I JUST WISH IT WASNT SO EXPENSIVE AND ILLEGAL
32-Surveys..love/hate?
LOVE THEM, AND FILL THEM OUT JUST BECAUSE I WANT U TO KNOW MORE THAT U CAN HANDLE ABOUT ME
33-Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
MRS CRUZ AT THE SCHOOL
34-Do you have bad credit?
EQUIFAX HAS ME ON THE MOST WANTED LIST
35-Do you think you're snobby?
NEVER IM THE COOLEST CHIC IN THEM THAR HILLS
36-Do you secretly want to take over the world in a blood soaked orgy of destruction and mayhem? OKAY MAYBE AN ORGY BUT NO BLOOD, CARRIES TO MUCH DISEASE. AND WHAT WOULD I DO TAKIN OVER HIALEAH??
37-Princess leia gold bikini...hot?
OH MAN SHES LIKE 60 YRS OLD .. NASTY
38- Do you say crayon like CRAY-on, or cran?
KRAYONNNN , PINTAME
39-War in iraq...good idea/bad idea?
IRAQ IRAN PAKI WHATS THE BIG DEAL, THERES A WAR GOING ON RIGHT HERE IN OUR SCHOOLS!
40-Is your name short for something fucked up?
NO ITS MEANS BEAUTIFUL OKEY? muah