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A small assortment of lame show comments because I feel guilty for ignoring everything I watch other than Supernatural:
Gossip Girl 1x07 - Victor, Victrola: FINE. I RELENT. YOU WIN.
How I Met Your Mother 3x08 - Spoiler Alert: IT'S SO TRUE! God, I love this show. Also, Marshall's fault is TOTALLY NOT A FAULT AT ALL. ALSO, ALSO, HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE TITLE OF THE NEXT EPISODE! !!!!!!!!!1
Pushing Daisies 1x07 - Bitches: AWWWWWWWWW IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
Reaper 1x08 - The Cop: I can't even get through a full episode of this show it bores me so much. SO DISAPPOINTING. (Personal opinion, of course)
Smallville 7x07 - Wrath: Of course. OF COURSE. Just when I definitely decide to very likely give up on you, you swoop in with a major kick ass episode. And it was even a Lana episode! Turns out I'm kind of a fan of evil Lana. Or at least I'm not not a fan. Also, sex-induced seismic tremors! HILARIOUS. And all those confrontations at the end, bam bam bam, one after another, had me cheering out loud. Embarrassing, but true. On a strike note, it only just occurred to me that that this half season is going to completely fuck with Rosenbaum's departure. How hilarious would it be if in the premiere of next season Lex was just suddenly not there any more. WOE.
The Office 4x07 - Survivor Man: MICHEAL SCOTT. OH MAN. AT THE END. "That's what who said?", "I never . I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension, when things get hard."don't ever know. It's just something I say to lift the tension." "That's what she said." "Hey, nice. Bravo." MICHEAL SCOTT IS CAPABLE OF RECOGNIZING TENSION. MICHEAL SCOTT KNOWS MORE THAN WE THINK HE DOES. How did Micheal Scott go from being that dude who takes away from my Jim and Pam time to being the one who makes me well up and smile with my whole heart. Well done, writers/actors.
Supernatural 3x06 - Red Sky at Morning:
A whole week late. Haahahah, FAIL.
The monsters of the week have been SO MUCH FUN this season.
1. Strangers in the bathroom is never not terrifying. What is it about being naked and in a small space with muffled sound that's so frightening? Oh, right, IT'S THE PART WHERE YOU'RE NAKED IN A SMALL SPACE AND NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM.
2. Big laughs at the guy staring in to his mysteriously filled tub. NICELY DONE, BUDDY. I love scares like that. Even though you can see 'em coming a mile away and they still ALWAYS make me jump.
3. That special effect at the end was GORGEOUS.
Dean: So what, does that mean... does that mean I'm out of my deal?
Oh, Deano. Letting your guard slip for just a second. BUT HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE IF SAM DID GET DEAN OUT OF THE DEAL AND THEN DIDN'T TELL HIM AS PAYBACK. The motherload of all Winchester paybacks.
This is turning in to the season of Winchesters in suits, yes?
Sammy FACES!
I never get tired of watching Dean commit to a lie.
I'm all super sensitive to ageism thanks to a favourite prof at school, so I do wish Gert had been just a smidgen less one trick pony, but I'm not gonna lie, her EXTREME INAPPROPRIATE GROPING killed me anyway.
Dean: WOW.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Crap.
Dean: This is where we parked the car, right?
Sam: I thought so.
Dean: Where's my car?
Sam: Did you feed the meter?
Dean: Yes I fed the METER. Saaam, WHERE'S my car, SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAAAAR!
Sam: Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
Dean: I AM CALM DOWN SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR.
DEAN HYPERVENTILATING OVER THE IMPALA AHAHAHAHAH. FAVOURITE MOMENT RIGHT HERE.
Bela: Really, Sam. I'd expect the attitude from him, but you?
Sam: You shot me.
Sam: How do you sleep at night.
Bela: On silk sheets. Rolling naked in money.
Dean: Can I shoot her.
Sam: Not in public.
MUTUAL DESTRUCTION!
Dean: You really wanna come near me when I've got a loaded gun in my hands?
ANGRY SAM. ASEDFAGKAKH;A
Bela: Come on. You do this out of vengence and obsession. You're a stone's throw from being a serial killer. Whereas I on the other hand, I get paid to do a job and I do it. So you tell me, which is healthier.
This first cap, although it came out horridly, is all about Sam putting his shoulders back like that. THANKS FOR THAT, SAM.
Their reactions here crack me right up. THEY HATE HER SO MUCH.
Angry threesome, right? PLEASE.
Oh man, DEAN. AHAHAHA. I didn't even like that joke, but, oh man, HIS FACE. Dean is incapable of censoring himself.
CUE BOND MUSIC.
Alright, get it out, I look ridiculous.
How many times have we seen this before? Except for the part where DEAN IS THE WOMAN. Ahaha. Of course, now I'm picturing a remake of She's All That with Dean as Laney Boggs. BUT ONLY BECAUSE THAT MOVIE IS ON TV ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME, OKAY?
You know when this is all over, we should really have angry sex.
THANK YOU FOR ACTUALLY SAYING THAT OUT LOUD, BELA.
Don't objectify me.
OH MY GOD, JENSEN. TOO FUNNY. YOU ARE A GENIUS AT THE ART OF SCHMACTING.
Just a bit of random Dean/Bela prettiness.
SAM IN A TUXEDO. Such a shame it was all comedy. I must admit, a big part of me was wishing Dean had been with Gert and Sam with Bela. They've got that whole she shot him chemistry going! I don't know.
The colouring in this one is a little insane. Their faces just kept going ORANGE. I don't know what to do with orange! Whatever, those scrunchy faces at the end are all that really matter. CRINKLED NOSE!
Sam: We can crash anything, Dean.
Dean: Yeah, I know, but this is easier and it's a lot more entertaining.
Sam: You know there are limits to what I'll do, right?
Dean: Aww, he's playing hard to get. That's cute.
Dean: My wife, she's a light-weight when it comes to the sauce. Come on, you lush.
Dean using his MAN VOICE to say words like "honey" and "my wife" was confusing in the good way.
That first cap is my favourite from the entire episode.
Sam: You got it, right? Tell me I didn't get groped all night by Mrs. Havisham for nothing.
Dean: I'm gonna kill her.
THE ANGER IN THIS SCENE IS SO OFF THE HOOK I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT.
PAY THEM FOR YOUR LIFE WITH SEXUAL FAVOURS, BELA! I mean... well THAT would be wrong...
SOPPING WET SAMMY! SAMMY ZIPPING UP HIS HOODIE!
And EVERY cap of SAVING PEOPLE DEAN, because, HOLY FUCK, YES. Now THERE'S some chemistry between them. I want to see it. I just don't so much when they're being comedic. But give me a serious moment and, hell yeah, GAME ON.
ASGAGHLI1Y3P1HJ;HNA;HYP29YH;SH;A;A AND SOAKING WET, TO BOOT. I like to imagine the car ride home. And the changing of clothes and wrapping around of blankets that invariably happened by the side of the car beforehand.
Okay, so here's where I go a little Sam/Bela nuts. So, she enters the room, and Sam TOUCHES HIS HAIR. On account of the shame of wanting to throw her down on the nearest surface, OF COURSE.
And lookit the looks their giving each other?
Dean: So ponying up 10 grand is easier for you than a simple thank you? You're so damaged.
Bela: Takes one to know one.
Sam: You know, Dean, we don't know where this money's been.
Dean: No, but I know where it's going.
THE GRAND CANYON! I'm sorry, Dean, but your the one who mentioned never having seen the Grand Canyon. That is always going to be a THING for me now.
Hey, hey, off track a bit, but did anyone else notice that this was the episode of the Heart clothes? I only noticed because I was waiting to see if they'd use that striped shirt again. You know, the one Madison WAS WEARING WHEN SAM SHOT HER. This show is so hilariously bad at not retiring it's dead clothes. I guess it's possible that Madison took it off first, BUT REALLY.
SAM, I get it, man. I do. You're not wrong. Dean did a stupid thing, and now he's being an insensitive jackass about it, but you have the luxury of not remembering what happened. I know you know that was the worst thing that could possibly happen to him, but really stop and think about it for a second, man! He's being a jackass because HE LOVES YOU and CANNOT DEAL.
Ya'll need to stop yelling at each other for second, realize this all stems from loving each other to an unhealthy degree, and HUG EACH OTHER. Preferably for an entire week. Oh boys. Both so stubborn.
Incidently, cheesy words I would like to hear from Dean? "Please, Sammy, I need you to forgive me." Because there is no way Dean can stand leaving with Sam hating him. And Sam, you'd be making the same mistake you made with your dad!
Okay, I'm going to stop talking to the characters as if they were real now. THE END.
Caps made and coloured by me. I'd prefer if they weren't used for batches of shareable graphics and such. Thanks!
Poll
PS. This picture that everyone's losing it to today? I CONCUR. I'VE BEEN STARING AT IT ON AND OFF ALL DAY NOW. *goes back*
PSS. Oh man, I'm having such a Bon Jovi moment. Can anyone hook me up with any albums? Maybe Slippery When Wet? Or a greatest hits?
Gossip Girl 1x07 - Victor, Victrola: FINE. I RELENT. YOU WIN.
How I Met Your Mother 3x08 - Spoiler Alert: IT'S SO TRUE! God, I love this show. Also, Marshall's fault is TOTALLY NOT A FAULT AT ALL. ALSO, ALSO, HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE TITLE OF THE NEXT EPISODE! !!!!!!!!!1
Pushing Daisies 1x07 - Bitches: AWWWWWWWWW IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
Reaper 1x08 - The Cop: I can't even get through a full episode of this show it bores me so much. SO DISAPPOINTING. (Personal opinion, of course)
Smallville 7x07 - Wrath: Of course. OF COURSE. Just when I definitely decide to very likely give up on you, you swoop in with a major kick ass episode. And it was even a Lana episode! Turns out I'm kind of a fan of evil Lana. Or at least I'm not not a fan. Also, sex-induced seismic tremors! HILARIOUS. And all those confrontations at the end, bam bam bam, one after another, had me cheering out loud. Embarrassing, but true. On a strike note, it only just occurred to me that that this half season is going to completely fuck with Rosenbaum's departure. How hilarious would it be if in the premiere of next season Lex was just suddenly not there any more. WOE.
The Office 4x07 - Survivor Man: MICHEAL SCOTT. OH MAN. AT THE END. "That's what who said?", "I never . I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension, when things get hard."don't ever know. It's just something I say to lift the tension." "That's what she said." "Hey, nice. Bravo." MICHEAL SCOTT IS CAPABLE OF RECOGNIZING TENSION. MICHEAL SCOTT KNOWS MORE THAN WE THINK HE DOES. How did Micheal Scott go from being that dude who takes away from my Jim and Pam time to being the one who makes me well up and smile with my whole heart. Well done, writers/actors.
Supernatural 3x06 - Red Sky at Morning:
A whole week late. Haahahah, FAIL.
The monsters of the week have been SO MUCH FUN this season.
1. Strangers in the bathroom is never not terrifying. What is it about being naked and in a small space with muffled sound that's so frightening? Oh, right, IT'S THE PART WHERE YOU'RE NAKED IN A SMALL SPACE AND NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM.
2. Big laughs at the guy staring in to his mysteriously filled tub. NICELY DONE, BUDDY. I love scares like that. Even though you can see 'em coming a mile away and they still ALWAYS make me jump.
3. That special effect at the end was GORGEOUS.
Dean: So what, does that mean... does that mean I'm out of my deal?
Oh, Deano. Letting your guard slip for just a second. BUT HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE IF SAM DID GET DEAN OUT OF THE DEAL AND THEN DIDN'T TELL HIM AS PAYBACK. The motherload of all Winchester paybacks.
This is turning in to the season of Winchesters in suits, yes?
Sammy FACES!
I never get tired of watching Dean commit to a lie.
I'm all super sensitive to ageism thanks to a favourite prof at school, so I do wish Gert had been just a smidgen less one trick pony, but I'm not gonna lie, her EXTREME INAPPROPRIATE GROPING killed me anyway.
Dean: WOW.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Crap.
Dean: This is where we parked the car, right?
Sam: I thought so.
Dean: Where's my car?
Sam: Did you feed the meter?
Dean: Yes I fed the METER. Saaam, WHERE'S my car, SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAAAAR!
Sam: Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
Dean: I AM CALM DOWN SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR.
DEAN HYPERVENTILATING OVER THE IMPALA AHAHAHAHAH. FAVOURITE MOMENT RIGHT HERE.
Bela: Really, Sam. I'd expect the attitude from him, but you?
Sam: You shot me.
Sam: How do you sleep at night.
Bela: On silk sheets. Rolling naked in money.
Dean: Can I shoot her.
Sam: Not in public.
MUTUAL DESTRUCTION!
Dean: You really wanna come near me when I've got a loaded gun in my hands?
ANGRY SAM. ASEDFAGKAKH;A
Bela: Come on. You do this out of vengence and obsession. You're a stone's throw from being a serial killer. Whereas I on the other hand, I get paid to do a job and I do it. So you tell me, which is healthier.
This first cap, although it came out horridly, is all about Sam putting his shoulders back like that. THANKS FOR THAT, SAM.
Their reactions here crack me right up. THEY HATE HER SO MUCH.
Angry threesome, right? PLEASE.
Oh man, DEAN. AHAHAHA. I didn't even like that joke, but, oh man, HIS FACE. Dean is incapable of censoring himself.
CUE BOND MUSIC.
Alright, get it out, I look ridiculous.
How many times have we seen this before? Except for the part where DEAN IS THE WOMAN. Ahaha. Of course, now I'm picturing a remake of She's All That with Dean as Laney Boggs. BUT ONLY BECAUSE THAT MOVIE IS ON TV ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME, OKAY?
You know when this is all over, we should really have angry sex.
THANK YOU FOR ACTUALLY SAYING THAT OUT LOUD, BELA.
Don't objectify me.
OH MY GOD, JENSEN. TOO FUNNY. YOU ARE A GENIUS AT THE ART OF SCHMACTING.
Just a bit of random Dean/Bela prettiness.
SAM IN A TUXEDO. Such a shame it was all comedy. I must admit, a big part of me was wishing Dean had been with Gert and Sam with Bela. They've got that whole she shot him chemistry going! I don't know.
The colouring in this one is a little insane. Their faces just kept going ORANGE. I don't know what to do with orange! Whatever, those scrunchy faces at the end are all that really matter. CRINKLED NOSE!
Sam: We can crash anything, Dean.
Dean: Yeah, I know, but this is easier and it's a lot more entertaining.
Sam: You know there are limits to what I'll do, right?
Dean: Aww, he's playing hard to get. That's cute.
Dean: My wife, she's a light-weight when it comes to the sauce. Come on, you lush.
Dean using his MAN VOICE to say words like "honey" and "my wife" was confusing in the good way.
That first cap is my favourite from the entire episode.
Sam: You got it, right? Tell me I didn't get groped all night by Mrs. Havisham for nothing.
Dean: I'm gonna kill her.
THE ANGER IN THIS SCENE IS SO OFF THE HOOK I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT.
PAY THEM FOR YOUR LIFE WITH SEXUAL FAVOURS, BELA! I mean... well THAT would be wrong...
SOPPING WET SAMMY! SAMMY ZIPPING UP HIS HOODIE!
And EVERY cap of SAVING PEOPLE DEAN, because, HOLY FUCK, YES. Now THERE'S some chemistry between them. I want to see it. I just don't so much when they're being comedic. But give me a serious moment and, hell yeah, GAME ON.
ASGAGHLI1Y3P1HJ;HNA;HYP29YH;SH;A;A AND SOAKING WET, TO BOOT. I like to imagine the car ride home. And the changing of clothes and wrapping around of blankets that invariably happened by the side of the car beforehand.
Okay, so here's where I go a little Sam/Bela nuts. So, she enters the room, and Sam TOUCHES HIS HAIR. On account of the shame of wanting to throw her down on the nearest surface, OF COURSE.
And lookit the looks their giving each other?
Dean: So ponying up 10 grand is easier for you than a simple thank you? You're so damaged.
Bela: Takes one to know one.
Sam: You know, Dean, we don't know where this money's been.
Dean: No, but I know where it's going.
THE GRAND CANYON! I'm sorry, Dean, but your the one who mentioned never having seen the Grand Canyon. That is always going to be a THING for me now.
Hey, hey, off track a bit, but did anyone else notice that this was the episode of the Heart clothes? I only noticed because I was waiting to see if they'd use that striped shirt again. You know, the one Madison WAS WEARING WHEN SAM SHOT HER. This show is so hilariously bad at not retiring it's dead clothes. I guess it's possible that Madison took it off first, BUT REALLY.
SAM, I get it, man. I do. You're not wrong. Dean did a stupid thing, and now he's being an insensitive jackass about it, but you have the luxury of not remembering what happened. I know you know that was the worst thing that could possibly happen to him, but really stop and think about it for a second, man! He's being a jackass because HE LOVES YOU and CANNOT DEAL.
Ya'll need to stop yelling at each other for second, realize this all stems from loving each other to an unhealthy degree, and HUG EACH OTHER. Preferably for an entire week. Oh boys. Both so stubborn.
Incidently, cheesy words I would like to hear from Dean? "Please, Sammy, I need you to forgive me." Because there is no way Dean can stand leaving with Sam hating him. And Sam, you'd be making the same mistake you made with your dad!
Okay, I'm going to stop talking to the characters as if they were real now. THE END.
Caps made and coloured by me. I'd prefer if they weren't used for batches of shareable graphics and such. Thanks!
Poll
PS. This picture that everyone's losing it to today? I CONCUR. I'VE BEEN STARING AT IT ON AND OFF ALL DAY NOW. *goes back*
PSS. Oh man, I'm having such a Bon Jovi moment. Can anyone hook me up with any albums? Maybe Slippery When Wet? Or a greatest hits?