Feel that?
Congratulations, idiot. Your use of the word "tactile" was so incredibly wrong that your whole article was immediately rendered meaningless and entirely insignificant. You can keep on groping your rubbery Zunes, and I will continue to indulge in the eternal delights of intelligence, iPods, and iMacs. (There's a bit of alliteration there, in case you didn't notice. Make it your word of the day.)