keeping this for the last bit...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, bellaland sent to me...
Twelve trees drumming
Eleven girls piping
Ten needles a-leaping
Nine romans dancing
Eight rainbows a-milking
Seven boys a-swimming
Six boots a-writing
Five ki-i-i-ittens
Four digeridoos
Three drums
Two vampires
...and a shriekback in a divine ecstasy.