Can't sleep...Mad Hatters will eat me.
Okay,so...everyone's already seen the GODDAMN TRAILER?!Whatever,I'll post in my Journal too:
Okay,so...I've got A LOT of things to comment about this video:
- I've already seen Johnny Depp's look in some photos,but after seeing it in the trailer: okay,WHUT.It's not that I didn't liked it,I DID,but he looks like a crazier Willy Wonka.It's kinda weird,but I really really liked it.
- Helena.Helena.Helena.Helena.ARE YOU A FUCKING DWARF?!!?!!LMAO okaaaayy...so,you're a "short woman" with a fucking BIG HEAD?I imagine the Red Queen being...fat and ridiculous (kinda like Disney's Alice) but you're just ridiculous HA HA don't worry bb,it's a compliment. Anyway...she looks weird,more weird than Johnny.Thanks Tim Burton LOL
- WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?I mean,seriously,I don't know who this actress is.*goes to IMDB to find out* yep,still don't know.I haven't seen a movie with her,so..yeah,I didn't liked her.She doesn't look pretty.I mean,I imagine Alice being a Blonde cute little girl and not a blonde not-so-cute...17 year old?I don't know her age,but whatever.I didn't liked her.
- THE CHESHIRE CAT *faints* now THAT is something.Pardon me for liking more a freaking cat with a terrifying big smile than Johnny Depp,but HE IS FUCKING...CREEPY.That's why I liked him.If he had scars,I'd like him more LOL since he doesn't,I still like him.And of course I like Johnny John too,it's just that...if only Johnny had scars and/or a big freaking smile...*day dreaming*
- Johnny's laugh at the end.I liked that.I think I have a new fetish: Mad hatters LMAO so,in my list,there's: psychos,clowns,barbers,mad hatters,writers,pirates and a lot of others.
I think that's all.Here's the synopsis:
Alice (Mia Wasikowska), now 17, attends a party at a Victorian estate only to find she is about to be proposed to in front of hundreds of snooty society types. She runs off, following the White Rabbit (Michael Sheen) into a hole and ending up in Wonderland, a place she visited 10 years before, yet doesn't remember. Wonderland was a peaceful kingdom until the Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter) overthrew her sister, the White Queen (Anne Hathaway). The creatures of Wonderland, such as the Cheshire Cat (Stephen Fry), Tweedledee and Tweedledum (Matt Lucas) and the March Hare (Noah Taylor), ready to revolt, wait for Alice to help them. With the help of the White Queen, the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) and the Caterpillar (Alan Rickman), Alice starts seeing flashbacks of her visit, back when she was seven.
ALAN RICKMAN IS THE FUCKING CATERPILLAR *iz dead of laughter*
Okay,so,I thought Johnny Depp was weird as Mad Hatter?And Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen?I MIGHT BE SOOOOO WRONG.I want a picture of Alan Rickman as the carterpillar.He must be waaaay more ridiculous LOL
and yeah I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIEEEEEEEEEE
Okay,so...I've got A LOT of things to comment about this video:
- I've already seen Johnny Depp's look in some photos,but after seeing it in the trailer: okay,WHUT.It's not that I didn't liked it,I DID,but he looks like a crazier Willy Wonka.It's kinda weird,but I really really liked it.
- Helena.Helena.Helena.Helena.ARE YOU A FUCKING DWARF?!!?!!LMAO okaaaayy...so,you're a "short woman" with a fucking BIG HEAD?I imagine the Red Queen being...fat and ridiculous (kinda like Disney's Alice) but you're just ridiculous HA HA don't worry bb,it's a compliment. Anyway...she looks weird,more weird than Johnny.Thanks Tim Burton LOL
- WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?I mean,seriously,I don't know who this actress is.*goes to IMDB to find out* yep,still don't know.I haven't seen a movie with her,so..yeah,I didn't liked her.She doesn't look pretty.I mean,I imagine Alice being a Blonde cute little girl and not a blonde not-so-cute...17 year old?I don't know her age,but whatever.I didn't liked her.
- THE CHESHIRE CAT *faints* now THAT is something.Pardon me for liking more a freaking cat with a terrifying big smile than Johnny Depp,but HE IS FUCKING...CREEPY.That's why I liked him.If he had scars,I'd like him more LOL since he doesn't,I still like him.And of course I like Johnny John too,it's just that...if only Johnny had scars and/or a big freaking smile...*day dreaming*
- Johnny's laugh at the end.I liked that.I think I have a new fetish: Mad hatters LMAO so,in my list,there's: psychos,clowns,barbers,mad hatters,writers,pirates and a lot of others.
I think that's all.Here's the synopsis:
Alice (Mia Wasikowska), now 17, attends a party at a Victorian estate only to find she is about to be proposed to in front of hundreds of snooty society types. She runs off, following the White Rabbit (Michael Sheen) into a hole and ending up in Wonderland, a place she visited 10 years before, yet doesn't remember. Wonderland was a peaceful kingdom until the Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter) overthrew her sister, the White Queen (Anne Hathaway). The creatures of Wonderland, such as the Cheshire Cat (Stephen Fry), Tweedledee and Tweedledum (Matt Lucas) and the March Hare (Noah Taylor), ready to revolt, wait for Alice to help them. With the help of the White Queen, the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) and the Caterpillar (Alan Rickman), Alice starts seeing flashbacks of her visit, back when she was seven.
ALAN RICKMAN IS THE FUCKING CATERPILLAR *iz dead of laughter*
Okay,so,I thought Johnny Depp was weird as Mad Hatter?And Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen?I MIGHT BE SOOOOO WRONG.I want a picture of Alan Rickman as the carterpillar.He must be waaaay more ridiculous LOL
and yeah I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIEEEEEEEEEE