Fic: Play On (Dean/Castiel, PG-13)

[bellajayd]

Title: Play On
Author: bellajayd
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Dean/Cas, Sam
Spoilers: Well . . . there’s an Apocalypse going on?
Warnings: Language, epic fluff. Observance of traffic laws.
Disclaimer: This is all a beautiful lie, but let me tell it anyway.
Word Count: 1,300
Notes: A slice of sweet birthday cake for my lovely aisling_door.
Summary: If music be the food of

Comments

[aisling_door]

HEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO SWEET!!! You got Ecclesiastes in there too!!! That shouldn't make me happy, but it does!!!! We should all have our own psychic angel boy-toys :-D

MY WIFEY IS THE BESTEST!!!

[bellajayd]

I KNEW YOU WOULD CATCH ECCLESIASTES!

I ♥ my wifey!!!

Though I totally feel the story suffered by not having you to beta it! At least there were no glorious tangs this time!

LOLOLOLOLOLLOL . . . .TANG!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[aisling_door]

glorious tang...I can't decide whether that was horrible or just insanely inspired. One day we shall write an epic bad slash fic and that shall be one of our phrases! Also included, lubricant magically appearing!!!

I would say that Ecclesiastes rocks my socks but I've never actually read the Bible...so I can't :-/

[bellajayd]

You don't know it, but Ecclesiastes rocks your socks - topped only by the Song of Solomon! And why do you love SoS . . .BECAUSE IT IS OF THE GAY.

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth-
for your love is more delightful than wine.

Pleasing is the fragrance of your perfumes;
your name is like perfume poured out.
No wonder the maidens love you!

Take me away with you-let us hurry!
Let the king bring me into his chambers.

Dudette, you have to read it one day = EPIC GAY SMUT!!

As for the glorious tang . . . maybe it can be Tang flavored lube? Yeah, wanna see you drink that again w/out gagging :D We should drink it and ask each other if its glorious in public. Instant LULZ!!

Bella: So, Aisling, how is that Tang?

Aisling: Why, its quite glorious Bella. Thank you for asking!

US: DED OF LAUGHTER

[aisling_door]

I am SOOOOO bringing Tang to your house next time I see you! Just so we can do that. For serious. (On a side note, why do we still not live within shouting distance of each other? We must remedy this...although the neighborhood will likely hate us for yelling out "GLORIOUS TANG" at 2am

[bellajayd]

His response? "Isn't Dante's Inferno a video game? You mean they made a book out of it, too?"

Please, for my sanity . . . tell me this is a lie. I beg of you.

[seraphim_grace]

snicker

SOS isn't really gay
one of the voices is a woman.... i know, such a let down, but it's a woman talking dirty in the bible
although it does make that line about the cup between your thighs which overfloweth with honey make sense,

[bellajayd]

Hmmmm. I'm willing to buy that there's some gender confusion in the Hebrew translations of He/She but there some instances in the "Song" that are pretty hotly debated because some stanza's attributed to the feminine speaker don't jive.

LOL You know I have my slash goggles on pretty tight, the Bible doesn't escape this.

[seraphim_grace]

there's loads of slash in the bible
all that man/man kissing
there's the streaker in mark
there's the tale of the thirteen perverts which is always good for a laugh
jonathan - daniel = now that was a pair of brothers that were strangely close

just for once there is a strong feminine voice in the bible asking for sex - that's worth mentioning on it's own

[bellajayd]

Hahaa! Jonathan and Daniel! I ♥ them.