Lost/Confused? Click Here! Hey guys! Back so soon? I promised another Marrigan update as soon as I could possibly take the pictures and edit it, so here it is! Also, I am aware that the list of previous updates on the community page was far too long, so I've created an archive incase you're a new reader and you're lost. :) So without further ado (did I spell this right?), lets get going!
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Lyle & Sienna: Rock, papers, scissors, shoot!
Calder: BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!~
Lucine: Hey grandpa, check this out!
Lucine: *SUPER PUNCH*
Quill: YOUCH!
Quill: What the fuck was that for you little bitch???
A cute picture of Sienna because I've been neglecting to include her in most of the snapshots. Let's not forget, she's going to be included in the heir poll! She's not too far behind.
Lyle: Sup grandpa!
Wade: I never get to go anywhere with those kids. :(
I know bud, I'm sorry you never got to meet your great grandkids. You got to scare the shit out of Lyle when he was a child though, remember?
Look who showed up at the 1, 2, 3+ Gym in Bluewater Village! Great-Aunt Nim Marrigan! How're you doing, Nim? How's life?
Nim: *Sigh* it's lonely in the new house, but I'm glad I don't get to see Tessa's evil bitchface anymore!
Well, I wouldn't talk too soon. Your life bar isn't all that it used to be.
And of course when I noticed this glitchy-ass wizard at the gym I just HAD to have somebody greet her. It would be so cool to have a wizard in the future generations!
Wizard: HA HA HA, CHILD. You're so funny!
Also I had Lyle greet this cute man as he walked by.
Lyle: OH MY GOD someone that attractive would never go out with me!
You'll never know until you find out!
DO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER, MR. CHARLATAN. She's still sad about Tessa dying. :\
Oh please Jan. You can do SO much better than that scrub bag. We'll find you a nice/funny/cute/non-theif of a man. Okay?
Janisa: But why did we have to come here? :c
C'mon, associate with some other sims! I brought you out here to meet new people... Jeez, you're all suppose so be super outgoing. Put those 10 outgoing points to use!
Lucine: Lol look! I'm juggling. :D
Lyle: *Sigh* I just want to go home.
You guys are no fun.
Lyle: No officer, I'm not under the influence of alcohol!
Please, you're about to be on your third glass. Lucine's going to be driving you three home tonight.
And we arrive home only to have Wade scare Janisa to (almost) death.
Wade: BOOGY BOOGY BOOO!
Janisa: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK! GO AWAY!!!
He's never leaving. NEVER.
Janisa: I hate him.
You've never even met him. Don't hate!
I invited the matchmaker over because we actually have the money to waste. Hah, I only did this for a good laugh.
Matchmaker: Ooh, nice choice! (Suckaaa)
Matchmaker: With the power of my magic crystal ball, I grant you a date!
Janisa: EEP YAY!
Date: HALP
Hey yo matchmaker, wanna give those two some space?
Matchmaker: You're not escaping until you're as clean as my ball!
Janisa: HEELLLPPP MEEEEEE!
Random sister bonding snapshot. Did I mention how pleased I am that all of the kids (so far) are getting along? It's like a Christmas miracle!
Also, everybody in the house (not kidding) wanted a new pet after Star died. So guess what? I called up the pet adoption agency, and bought them a new kitten! His name is Scorpio and he's adorable as hell.
This is how pretty much all of the kidlets bond. But I'm not complaining, I'd much rather have hair-messaning noogies than them attacking each other.
Guess who's out of her shell tonight!
Tessa: READY TO SCARE SOME BITCHES!
There are so many people here my laptop might explode due to lagginess. GTFO OFF OF MY PROPERTY, NEIGHBORHOOD PEOPLE.
I have decided to give the headmaster another chance and invite him over for some dinner, maybe give him a tour of the house in hopes he'll accept the kids into private school! (Luci is dying to get into private school, and I've got to make my sims happy don't I?)
Quill: And in here we have the sex room.
Headmaster: OH MY GOD, THIS IS BETTER THAN CABLE!
Why so far away from each other? Oh yeah, and the bastard gave us 2 food points. TWO FOOD POINTS. Are you kidding me? I had the Celebrity Chef of the house, Calder prepare a very fine Salmon meal for you. You sick jerk.
Lucine: Dad, what the hell??? I wanted to use the computer!
Lucine: Hate you...
Despite the headmaster's ungratefulness, all of the kids got into private school (Sienna not pictured) and Luci is very pleased about that!
And because Calder reached the top of the Culinary career, I was able to get this thingy-ma-bob for him! It makes candies that you can sell for monies!
Yeee boy, pull dat lever.
Ria: *Silently judging you.*
He's head of the Culinary career yet he still has to go to work in this crappy old thing? You should be getting rides from a helicopter, or a limo- at the least.
Ria got promoted too, to Game Designer! And she got this cool thing as a reward. :3 Each game she plays on it, she gets $5! It's a great money-maker.
Sienna: Yes, I got straight A's!
Good girl! Momma's proud of you. :)
Grim Reaper: Uhhh, has anybody seen one Quill Marrigan?
Lyle & Lucine: Nope, he doesn't live here.
Janisa: NOOO GRANDPA NOOOOO!
Good going, Janisa. Very subtle.
Grim Reaper: Ah, there he is!
Lucine: That's not Quill Marrigan sir, you've got the wrong house.
Quill: I WANNA LIVEEEEE!
Grim Reaper: C'mon man, I'm just doing my job!
Grim Reaper: Out that tunnel and to the right. And no complimentary drink for you, I don't tolerate grabby sims!
Quill: Awww man. :(
R.I.P Quill Marrigan. ♥ You were a cool guy who definitely should've joined this household long ago. You made Tessa happy, and produced a rockin' son. You will be missed!
Matchmaker: Hah! Nobody will ever notice this filthy old lamp sitting right here on the porch!
Lucine: Ugh my life sucks.
Calder's already flawless, but I might as well put the lamp to good use.
Calder: MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL!
Genie: Very well, you have two wishes left.
He used to have two bolts with Ria, but now he has four!
He used to be sexy, but he's drop dead gorgeous now! (I actually see no difference, but whatevs.)
Lookie who grew up into an adult cat! I am extremely pleased with the way Scorpio turned out! He's such a handsome cat, and maybe (just maybe) there will be future kittens, no?
Lyle: Dayuuummm, he's fine!
Go talk to him, silly!
Lyle: Hey, I was thinking that maybe--
Guy: Hold it right there buddy, talk to the hand.
Ouch, that's cold. Getting the hand treatment through the door? Sorry man. He wasn't worth it.
It's Sienna's birthday time (finally)!
Sienna: *GROWTH SPURT!*
EEEEP! This means it's time for a heir poll! I hope everyone knows just who exactly they're going to vote for, because I've decided not to do a double heir this time around. I will in the future (I have no idea when yet) but it WILL happen, I promise. Now get ready for some pretty faces!
Your candidates are:~
Lucine Marrigan:
■ Knowledge/Fortune Sim
■ Straight, +Cologne, +Stink, -Unemployed
■ LTW: Own 5 Top Level Businesses (ugh)
■ (10/8/9/6/1)
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Lyle Marrigan:
■ Family/Knowledge Sim
■ Gay, +Jewelry, +Mechanical, -Gingers
■ LTW: Become Game Designer (totally doable)
■ (6/9/9/8/2)
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Janisa Marrigan:
■ Family/Grilled Cheese Sim
■ Straight, +Hard Worker, +Mechanical, -Jewelry
■ LTW: Raise 20 Puppies or Kittens (ugh)
■ (10/2/10/10/2)
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Sienna Marrigan:
■ Fortune/Pleasure Sim
■ Straight, +Swimsuits, +Hard Worker, -Charismatic
■ LTW: Become Head of SCIA (easy peasy)
■ (6/7/6/8/6)
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Have fun voting, guys! I have no idea when the poll will close, definitely on or before next Friday. Remember, only vote for one! I don't have the time and patience for double heirs this time... Stay tuned for the worst time of my life (sim college). Bye!
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