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Because being the size of a planet is apparently not enough, my body has decided a horrible rash all over my bump would add to the discomfort just nicely. It’s called polymorphic eruption of pregnancy (or pruritic urticarial plaques and papules of pregnancy if you’re American. Let me just say, there is nothing good about the word “papule”. It’s right up there with “pustule”) and is apparently totally harmless to me and Babby. It is, however, REALLY FUCKING ITCHY and requires a steroid cream to treat, which I maintain isn’t doing a damn thing. So now I’m cross, sleepless, itchy and covered in horrible red pimples. Glorious.