An opera is where you get stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, you stand up and sing

[belladonna_took]

Well, I'm back. New body and everything too. It's too bad they're not using the old Get Me The Fuck Out of Mandos form; I'd have loved to check "elf" or "Michael J. Fox" under the Body section just to screw with their heads. Haven't done that since I used to tie rubber bugs to the end of the Gaffer's hoe

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[samwisegamgee]

Hullo, ma'am.

[belladonna_took]

Hi, Sam. How are you?

[samwisegamgee]

Not so good, but then again, I reckon I never am.

How are you, ma'am?

[belladonna_took]

:( What's wrong? *pats*

I'm fine. Glad to be alive again. And loving my new body. And so happy to see my son has finally found someone that doesn't have bark and lots of leaves.

[samwisegamgee]

Oh, not much. Just people trying to ruin my life by using strange machines built from cheap parts found at a flea market to make Mr. Frodo not love me.

I'm glad you're alive again too, ma'am! It's a nice body, if you don't mind me saying. Um, your son, um. And my Gaffer. Um. Me too. Yeah.

[belladonna_took]

Frodo Baggins? Well, he's such a nice hobbit, I'm sure it won't work.

Yes. I'm sure your gaffer is making Bilbo very happy. I can't wait to see him again. My boy Bilbo, all grown up.