How old do you think *I* am??!
So the kids just found out that Mr. Ernest Borgnine passed away this week. They only know him as the voice of Mermaid Man from Spongebob. I told them how old he was and I'm paying for it dearly.
Neph: He was how old??
Me: He was 95 years old.
Neph: Dang! That's almost a hundred!!!
Niece2: Yea, you can't even see when you're that old cause you got so many wrinkles!
Neph: Yea, you get a lot of wrinkles!
Me: What the...?? Well how old do you think *I* am? (Never ask a child this, EVER)
Neph: You're 46...and you got a LOT of wrinkles...and you're almost 50!! You're old Auntie.
What the actual fuck?!?!? I DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES...well, not excessive wrinkles...you know...just the cute ones around my eyes from smiling and you can barely see those!!
I hate children >:(
Neph: He was how old??
Me: He was 95 years old.
Neph: Dang! That's almost a hundred!!!
Niece2: Yea, you can't even see when you're that old cause you got so many wrinkles!
Neph: Yea, you get a lot of wrinkles!
Me: What the...?? Well how old do you think *I* am? (Never ask a child this, EVER)
Neph: You're 46...and you got a LOT of wrinkles...and you're almost 50!! You're old Auntie.
What the actual fuck?!?!? I DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES...well, not excessive wrinkles...you know...just the cute ones around my eyes from smiling and you can barely see those!!
I hate children >:(