As LJ is DOWN (WTF?), this is currently being written on Word and copied over as soon as this nonsense ends, which probably means tomorrow morning as it is sleepy tiems for me nao.
With regards to tonight’s episode, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! pretty much sums up how I felt the entire episode. Cas is adorkable with his lack of cell phone skills. “The voice is telling me I’m almost out of minutes.” ROFL
Zachariah is a whiny bitch and was also a whiny bitch in Glee. I don’t like him. He is all kinds of bad at reading people and kind of makes no sense. I mean really, did he think that showing Dean all of that would really make him do anything but get back with Sam, really? Bad call, man. Part of me is really convinced that he didn’t really show him the future, just a really crazy hallucination that he thought would manipulate Dean into becoming Michael’s meatsuit, especially given that the angels peaced and could come back if they really wanted.
That being said, man, do I love a good post-apocalyptic world!!!! Everyone knows fast zombies are the shitty-ass scary kind of zombies. Dean’s reaction to Bobby’s wheelchair kind of broke my heart, though. Also, lolz for Dean magically getting from Kansas City to Bobby’s in South Dakota to wherever the camp was like magic (wasn’t he only given 3 days by Zachariah?). I think someone needs to maybe think out a timeline when writing these things. He didn’t even have the magic Impala. Poor, poor future!Metallicar. Of course the first thing Dean would mourn would be his baby.
I loved 2014!Dean. In fact, I may have spent most of the viewing talking about wanting to be ON THAT. Because he’s all broken and hot and nguh….On second thought, maybe I want to be in the middle of a 2014!Dean/2009!Dean sandwich….man, there’s gonna be some good porn tomorrow.
Of course 2009!Dean had to continue to be a total BAMF at all times, with his use of a fucking floor nail as a lockpick. And, how awesome is it that even during the apocalypse 2014!Dean’s banging everyone in the camp.
Oh, and Cas, adorable, orgy holding, stoned out of his mind Cas. I’m 90% sure Misha just decided to look back at his college days and act like that. I will say, I was really rooting for some sort of hints at Dean/Cas apocalyptic hookup, even though I don’t even really like them as a serious couple, just for the lolz.
Future!Dean continued to break my heart with his insistence that 2009!Dean come along to see what’s happened to Sam. I was half convinced he was Michael when he decided to use everyone else (including Cas ☹) as bait. I’ve pretty much blocked him dying out of my mind, because I can’t handle it. Broken necks freak me out too much.
As for Lucifer!Sam, I don’t know. He’s just such an ass and the facial expression he had just kept reminding me of the Sam in Dean’s version of the story in “Tall Tales.” Not a good look for him. The revelations of Lucifer’s motivations were mildly interesting, but I really do prefer Mark Pellegrino. He’s just so good at being creepy bad. I was a little worried that 2014!Dean realized he wouldn’t survive Lucifer and that he had stashed the Colt (ps, oh hai Colt, where haz u been?) with 2009!Dean so he could kill Lucifer!Sam, which would have broken me a bit too much for words. Thankfully, he didn’t though.
Oh hey Zachariah, you’re still an ass and you still suck at guessing how humans are gonna react. Go Cas with his awesome timing! “We had an appointment.” I bet you did.
And the boys, the dear, sweet, wonderful, amazing boys. *sigh* Thank you for pulling your heads out of your asses and realizing how important you are to each other. I think there was really meaningful sweet dialogue here, but I couldn’t hear it over the collective happy noises we were all making.
On a side note, there’s now an adorable group of baby, first-year fangirls down the hall from me who throw a viewing party every week in their room and then come down to my room where us upperclasswomen (basically me, another senior, and the sophomore we’ve adopted) have finished our watching of the episode with full official house drinking game rules in play and we compare notes. The first words out of their mouths were “they were totally hugging after the credits.” <3 <3 <3 They also always have adorable Supernatural commentary on their whiteboard that makes me smile on the way to the bathroom. Basically my floor rocks my socks this year, just like they always do.