Addictions Are Bad, Kiddies...
Damn you, Kingdom of Loathing! Damn you and your adorable art, too! Why do you make me love you so? Must you torment me this way? I only wanted something light, a small diversion to wield against the evils of boredom and monotony.
Instead you trample into my life, grabbing me by the hair and FORCING me to play you! I feel hours of my life slipping away, and the worst part about it is - I DON'T CARE!
I only want to be with you, leading you through the Spooky Forest, smashing all the barrels in the Barrel Full of Barrels just to get enough booze to adventure more with you, and cutting those monsters that threaten you right up. I curse the times that I run out of turns, and that little hour glass mocks me as it haunts my dreams. I almost cried when I realized taking those goofballs made me go through 100 adventures of withdrawl, which knocked my stats so far down as to be almost a n00b's.
I just want to be free! Free from the painful wonders of knowing that my character could be just...that...much...stronger at that next level, but that it would take me days and tons of luck to gain it. Free from the multiple creatures that kick my ass without a thought - usually because my character's too drunk or withdrawn on something to make a dent.
I know I'll never be free, though, for I truly don't want it. Kingdom of Loathing, I love you. Stay with me forever (or at least until your server dies a horrendous death).
Instead you trample into my life, grabbing me by the hair and FORCING me to play you! I feel hours of my life slipping away, and the worst part about it is - I DON'T CARE!
I only want to be with you, leading you through the Spooky Forest, smashing all the barrels in the Barrel Full of Barrels just to get enough booze to adventure more with you, and cutting those monsters that threaten you right up. I curse the times that I run out of turns, and that little hour glass mocks me as it haunts my dreams. I almost cried when I realized taking those goofballs made me go through 100 adventures of withdrawl, which knocked my stats so far down as to be almost a n00b's.
I just want to be free! Free from the painful wonders of knowing that my character could be just...that...much...stronger at that next level, but that it would take me days and tons of luck to gain it. Free from the multiple creatures that kick my ass without a thought - usually because my character's too drunk or withdrawn on something to make a dent.
I know I'll never be free, though, for I truly don't want it. Kingdom of Loathing, I love you. Stay with me forever (or at least until your server dies a horrendous death).