YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD CRACK DEALER IS BACK AND IN BUSINESS!
So I've been holding up on this list of recs mainly because I keep giving them to people on skype and then thinking I need more new stuff. But here they are!
I've been exploring a few new fandoms, and the main one I have recs for is Avatar the Last Airbender. Composed mostly of kickass and win, these are mostly AU and are all damn good, especially considering I've watched very little Avatar so far.
The Gentleman of Weapons - "In a different world, can a mysterious and ancient Order possibly defeat a ruthless Fire Lord? No. They're utterly screwed, actually. A proper For the Want of a Nail this time around."
Damascus - A Toph as Avatar AU. You know this ride is gonna get wild.
The Full Metal Bitch - 'What if Toph Bei Fong had been 22, not 12, when the Gaang met her in "The Blind Bandit"?'
And now we get to the main course, the crack and the crossovers. I have scoured the internets for quality crack to bring back and share. This is the fruit of my endeavors. In order of descending crackiness, non pr0n first.
Gen:
Honed - A beautiful Baccano/Soul Eater fusion. Stein tests Claire and Chane's partnership.
A Change In The Wind - The first episode of Firefly set in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe.
Windago - A less humorous, though no less cracked crossover between Avatar the Last Airbender and Doctor Who. Pakku and the Doctor go monster-hunting.
Misunderstood - xxxholic fic: Watanuki has a session with the school counselor, but no parent or guardian to meet the counselor with. Guess who substitutes. You can see the counselor's brain go "bwah?".
Council Of Power - One Piece fic: After the last One Piece arc, this was a brilliant digression from the angst. If you're not caught up, but know who Dragon the Revolutionary is, this is adorable and hilarious. If you are caught up with the manga, this is still hilarious, but with the bittersweet knowledge of the AU.
The Justice League Of Cardiff Is A Stupid Name - OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY CROSSED TORCHWOOD AND JUSTICE LEAGUE, AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL. AND CRACKTASTIC. BUT YOU KNEW THAT FROM THE FIRST.
More Than Meets the Head Mounted Optical Sensors - Avatar/Transformers fusion: 'Aangus Prime wages his battle to destroy the evil forces of the Firecons!'
titanic crossover asdfghjakldha - DINO STOWS AWAY ABOARD THE TITANIC AND ENCOUNTERS MANY INTERESTING PEOPLE, INCLUDING HIBARI, RELUCTANT (AND HOMICIDAL) FIANCEE OF THE WICKED (AND SADISTIC) MUKURO. AND THE VARIA ARE THERE. BECAUSE. THERE ARE MORE PARTS, THEY'RE JUST NOT LINKED ON THE PAGE.
Pr0n:
Aurora Borealis - A Supernatural/Last Unicorn fusion that should not work as well as it does. Samuel the Wizard finds Castiel, the last angel.
LuRyo - This is a Lussuria/Ryohei fic, with pr0n in it, which I know is not to everyone (understatement)'s taste. But it's Ryohei's POV and that is how all the wrong miraculously transforms into pure hilarious golden crack.
Pagemaster fic - I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT PAGEMASTER AND THIS IS STILL AWESOME (AND A BIT DISTURBING). SOME KINKY GENRE-SHIPPING.
Black Is the Colour - Snape and the King of the Nazgul meet in "Bram's of Carpathia: The Very Finest in Sinister Menswear." Hilarious (and disturbing) sex ensues.
I've been exploring a few new fandoms, and the main one I have recs for is Avatar the Last Airbender. Composed mostly of kickass and win, these are mostly AU and are all damn good, especially considering I've watched very little Avatar so far.
The Gentleman of Weapons - "In a different world, can a mysterious and ancient Order possibly defeat a ruthless Fire Lord? No. They're utterly screwed, actually. A proper For the Want of a Nail this time around."
Damascus - A Toph as Avatar AU. You know this ride is gonna get wild.
The Full Metal Bitch - 'What if Toph Bei Fong had been 22, not 12, when the Gaang met her in "The Blind Bandit"?'
And now we get to the main course, the crack and the crossovers. I have scoured the internets for quality crack to bring back and share. This is the fruit of my endeavors. In order of descending crackiness, non pr0n first.
Gen:
Honed - A beautiful Baccano/Soul Eater fusion. Stein tests Claire and Chane's partnership.
A Change In The Wind - The first episode of Firefly set in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe.
Windago - A less humorous, though no less cracked crossover between Avatar the Last Airbender and Doctor Who. Pakku and the Doctor go monster-hunting.
Misunderstood - xxxholic fic: Watanuki has a session with the school counselor, but no parent or guardian to meet the counselor with. Guess who substitutes. You can see the counselor's brain go "bwah?".
Council Of Power - One Piece fic: After the last One Piece arc, this was a brilliant digression from the angst. If you're not caught up, but know who Dragon the Revolutionary is, this is adorable and hilarious. If you are caught up with the manga, this is still hilarious, but with the bittersweet knowledge of the AU.
The Justice League Of Cardiff Is A Stupid Name - OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY CROSSED TORCHWOOD AND JUSTICE LEAGUE, AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL. AND CRACKTASTIC. BUT YOU KNEW THAT FROM THE FIRST.
More Than Meets the Head Mounted Optical Sensors - Avatar/Transformers fusion: 'Aangus Prime wages his battle to destroy the evil forces of the Firecons!'
titanic crossover asdfghjakldha - DINO STOWS AWAY ABOARD THE TITANIC AND ENCOUNTERS MANY INTERESTING PEOPLE, INCLUDING HIBARI, RELUCTANT (AND HOMICIDAL) FIANCEE OF THE WICKED (AND SADISTIC) MUKURO. AND THE VARIA ARE THERE. BECAUSE. THERE ARE MORE PARTS, THEY'RE JUST NOT LINKED ON THE PAGE.
Pr0n:
Aurora Borealis - A Supernatural/Last Unicorn fusion that should not work as well as it does. Samuel the Wizard finds Castiel, the last angel.
LuRyo - This is a Lussuria/Ryohei fic, with pr0n in it, which I know is not to everyone (understatement)'s taste. But it's Ryohei's POV and that is how all the wrong miraculously transforms into pure hilarious golden crack.
Pagemaster fic - I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT PAGEMASTER AND THIS IS STILL AWESOME (AND A BIT DISTURBING). SOME KINKY GENRE-SHIPPING.
Black Is the Colour - Snape and the King of the Nazgul meet in "Bram's of Carpathia: The Very Finest in Sinister Menswear." Hilarious (and disturbing) sex ensues.