October SBS Awards
Attention all agents, it’s the October SBS Awards.
It seems like October proved to be quite a testing / traumatic month for most Agents.
First up are Helga & Dolly ( aka Thelma & Louise ) who had to suffer the indignity of being called “great big fat useless lazy buns“ by Mummy. Naturally they disputed this and thought about a protest - but couldn’t be bothered … so hopefully a Bronze Bun Star each will help ease the hurt.
Next is Annie ( aka Demerara ) who was "proderated & pokerated", and also had x-rays & blood tests on the 5th, to be told that she needed to eat lots of iron rich food to put weight back on. And hopparently she’s done this with such gusto that it meant she then had to do a lot of relaxerating to compensate. So to Annie, I make a special award of a BBG ( Brave Bunny Gong ).
Also worthy of note is Smokey ( aka The Shadow ) who kept Annie company while she was a poorly, and ably stepped into the breach to keep the journals updated … great team work, and deserving of a Bronze Bun Star.
Darcy ( aka Agent X ) had to endure a very difficult month, for two reasons. Firstly she’s been a bit poorly too, and had to endure some “nasty antibiotics which taste horrible” - but then on the plus side she did get some nice dandelion leaves from her Uncle Paul.
But then as she was improving a young woof called Charlie moved in and started stealing her toys & the haggis, and drinking her water & pinching her food - this is appalling, and I recommend a good FUMP in Charlie’s direction next time he tries anything.
So to Darcy, I also make the special award of a BBG ( Brave Bunny Gong ).
Finally, Finley & Leony ( aka Mr Snowflake & Miss Lemon ) are back with some terrific reports. Firstly they got their two-foots working hard to make them some grass for next Spring ( 15th ), then they considerately sent their two-foots off to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary ( 23rd ), but best of all they got their Mummy to make a Binky ( 16th ), just for their amusement … brilliant stuff and worthy of a Gold Bun Star.
Carry on everybun,
Over and out,
Billy ( SBS Adjutant )
It seems like October proved to be quite a testing / traumatic month for most Agents.
First up are Helga & Dolly ( aka Thelma & Louise ) who had to suffer the indignity of being called “great big fat useless lazy buns“ by Mummy. Naturally they disputed this and thought about a protest - but couldn’t be bothered … so hopefully a Bronze Bun Star each will help ease the hurt.
Next is Annie ( aka Demerara ) who was "proderated & pokerated", and also had x-rays & blood tests on the 5th, to be told that she needed to eat lots of iron rich food to put weight back on. And hopparently she’s done this with such gusto that it meant she then had to do a lot of relaxerating to compensate. So to Annie, I make a special award of a BBG ( Brave Bunny Gong ).
Also worthy of note is Smokey ( aka The Shadow ) who kept Annie company while she was a poorly, and ably stepped into the breach to keep the journals updated … great team work, and deserving of a Bronze Bun Star.
Darcy ( aka Agent X ) had to endure a very difficult month, for two reasons. Firstly she’s been a bit poorly too, and had to endure some “nasty antibiotics which taste horrible” - but then on the plus side she did get some nice dandelion leaves from her Uncle Paul.
But then as she was improving a young woof called Charlie moved in and started stealing her toys & the haggis, and drinking her water & pinching her food - this is appalling, and I recommend a good FUMP in Charlie’s direction next time he tries anything.
So to Darcy, I also make the special award of a BBG ( Brave Bunny Gong ).
Finally, Finley & Leony ( aka Mr Snowflake & Miss Lemon ) are back with some terrific reports. Firstly they got their two-foots working hard to make them some grass for next Spring ( 15th ), then they considerately sent their two-foots off to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary ( 23rd ), but best of all they got their Mummy to make a Binky ( 16th ), just for their amusement … brilliant stuff and worthy of a Gold Bun Star.
Carry on everybun,
Over and out,
Billy ( SBS Adjutant )