Harry Potter, Meet Jack Shephard
This morning, I slipped on a cat toy and fell on my ass, really fuckin' hard. I need some Dr. Jack attention, stat!
So, last night, I was lying in bed actively engaged in a standoff with my constant nemesis, Insomnia, and stupid thoughts started piling up in my over-taxed brain. Like the following bit of stupid shit that shouldn't be taken seriously, but is merely me exercising my right to be a moron.
Because, dude, I excel in that field.
Anyway, here's me proving that Jack can be tied into absolutely ANYTHING if you try hard enough...
OK, done being stupid now.
So, last night, I was lying in bed actively engaged in a standoff with my constant nemesis, Insomnia, and stupid thoughts started piling up in my over-taxed brain. Like the following bit of stupid shit that shouldn't be taken seriously, but is merely me exercising my right to be a moron.
Because, dude, I excel in that field.
Anyway, here's me proving that Jack can be tied into absolutely ANYTHING if you try hard enough...
- Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone = Jack Shephard & the Black Rock
- Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets = Jack Shephard & the Swan Hatch
- Harry Potter & the Prizoner of Azkaban = Jack Shephard & the Prisoner of Otherton
- Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire = Jack Shephard & the Bottle of Vodka
- Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix = Jack Shephard & the Order of Dharma (or, Team Jack)
- Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince = Jack Shephard & the Half-Blood Sibling (Claire)
- Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows = Jack Shephard & the Deadly Island
OK, done being stupid now.