I'm Keeley fucking Hawes, bitch!
Extracts from mine and Holly's conversation whilst watching Ashes to Ashes 3x01 (warning, may contain spoilers)
Me: Gene, what the hell?!?
Holly: I know right!! I saw that last week, it's horrific. Look at the boots!!!
Me: omg car-porn, love it lol
Holly: lol, how the hell can he just take her out of hospital when she can't really walk??
Me: ooooh booooooots
Holly: I want them. Oh Gene..... how I love you
Me: aaaand she's still talking to radios
Holly: and where did her makeup come from?
Me: and the quiff... I miss the perm
Holly: who the hell cut her hair while she was in a coma?
Me: who knows
Holly: I'm so confused
Me: me too
Me: oh I thought he was going to be 2-faced guy for a minute... but he's more like no faced guy
Holly: blimey, they've really blown the special effects make up budget
Me: Raaaaay don't fuck this up
Holly: oh come on it's going to go wrong
Me: nooooooo! Ray you twaaaaat
Holly: love keeley's outfit though
Holly: now, using 'under pressure' again is just lazy
Holly: and how come she's miraculously not limping any more? and how come she can wear epic heels if she's all broken... and open steel doors
Me: because she's Keeley fucking Hawes
Holly: haha that's very, very true. My brother's new girlfriend likes her so she can totally stay
As you can see, we mostly just talk about the outfits and the music... And Keeley.
Wait, why do I not have an Ashes or a Keeley icon? What is wrong with me?!?
Me: Gene, what the hell?!?
Holly: I know right!! I saw that last week, it's horrific. Look at the boots!!!
Me: omg car-porn, love it lol
Holly: lol, how the hell can he just take her out of hospital when she can't really walk??
Me: ooooh booooooots
Holly: I want them. Oh Gene..... how I love you
Me: aaaand she's still talking to radios
Holly: and where did her makeup come from?
Me: and the quiff... I miss the perm
Holly: who the hell cut her hair while she was in a coma?
Me: who knows
Holly: I'm so confused
Me: me too
Me: oh I thought he was going to be 2-faced guy for a minute... but he's more like no faced guy
Holly: blimey, they've really blown the special effects make up budget
Me: Raaaaay don't fuck this up
Holly: oh come on it's going to go wrong
Me: nooooooo! Ray you twaaaaat
Holly: love keeley's outfit though
Holly: now, using 'under pressure' again is just lazy
Holly: and how come she's miraculously not limping any more? and how come she can wear epic heels if she's all broken... and open steel doors
Me: because she's Keeley fucking Hawes
Holly: haha that's very, very true. My brother's new girlfriend likes her so she can totally stay
As you can see, we mostly just talk about the outfits and the music... And Keeley.
Wait, why do I not have an Ashes or a Keeley icon? What is wrong with me?!?