what the hell happened to me?

May 23, 2006 00:09

I went to my younger sister's high school graduation tonight; and was reminded of my own. I used to be considered of remotely high intelligence, and now I can't even graduate college in four years. (!!!??!?!??!!???)

I have the vocabulary of an eighth grader to boot. Not to mention my obvious and predictable use of cliches.

Diagram a sentence? Well, sure. Write an ORIGINAL thought? Let me get back to you on that one, okay? I'm kinda busy sitting in this cozy corner and nursing my pathological ego.

Yeah... and... and... uh...

And eating cheetos.

FYI: Cobra is an awesome song.
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