I am bored. I am sick. I do not want to fall asleep at work, so...
1. Smoked cigarettes - I haven't had one in the past three days! Hooray for me. Perhaps I'll actually quit this time?
2. Smoked a cigar - yes--I got some really good Cuban ones at this place in Austin, TX called (get this) Babalu's. Ricky Ricardo would have been proud.
3. Broken a CD - yes
4. Crashed a friend's car - no
5. Stolen a car - no
6. Been in love - Yes
7. Been dumped - on many occasions...usually for an idiot of a girl, too. I guess men don't like their women to be smarter than they are, as a woman's intelligence is inversely proportional to her ham-sammich-makin' abilities.
8. Shoplifted - Actually, no. I've never stolen anything from anyone. I am a total square.
9. Been fired - yes--fuck Kroger.
10. Been in a fist fight - no
11. Snuck out of your house - si
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - story of my life
13. Been arrested - nah
14. Made out with a stranger - see: May 2005 to November 2006, appendix: Tidballs, Brewing Company
15. Gone on a blind date - no
16. Lied to a friend - Well, we women have this thing about catty lies aimed at other women we don't like. "No, Jen; those pants make your ass look GREAT!"
17. Had a crush on a teacher - Yes, and he was 54. Ha ha ha! I'm serious, though.
18. Skipped school - see: Fall Semester, 2005
19. Slept with a co-worker - yes, and two days later, I quit that job.
20. Seen someone die - no
21. Been on a plane - Yes
22. Thrown up in a bar - No
23. Taken painkillers - Yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now - Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - yep
26. Made a snow angel - Yes
27. Played dress up - yes
28. Cheated while playing a game - I was banned from ever being the Monoploy banker again...
29. Been lonely - not so much these days
30. Fallen asleep at work/school - yes/yes
31. Used a fake id - No
32. Felt an earthquake - Yes
33. Touched a snake - Yes, and afterwards the nice man gave me $500 and his business card. No...we have a red-tail boa, who is named Nathan after my favourite ATHF episode.
34. Ran a red light - Yes
35. Been suspended from school - No
36. Had detention - never
37. Been in a car accident - only minor ones
38. Hated the way you look - every goddamned day
39. Witnessed a crime - yes
40. Pole danced - not publicly
41. Been lost - yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country - I've never been further than Washington, DC or San Antonio, Texas
43. Felt like dying - yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep -yes
45. Played cops and robbers - yes
46. Sang karaoke - Yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't - Yes
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose - Yes, and that beverage was the tequila shot I'd just done.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue - Yes
50. Kissed in the rain - yes
51. Sing in the shower - yes
52. Made love in a park - *pleads fifth
53. Had a dream that you married someone - yes
54. Glued your hand to something - no
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole - No
56. Worn the opposite sex's clothes - I heart men's sweatshirts
57. Had an orgasm - who hasn't?
58. Sat on a roof top - yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week - my four days at Bonnaroo was the longest amount of time I'd gone without a shower.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone - No, because I never watch scary movies.
61. Played chicken - No
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - yes
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger- yes
64. Broken a bone - I have broken every single one of my toes at least once--I'm kind of a klutz.
65. Been easily amused - I'm doing this, aren't I?
66. Laugh so hard you cried - Yes. I love you, Bob Odenkirk.
67. Mooned/flashed someone - Yes
68. Cheated on a test - no
69. Forgotten someone's name - Yes
70. Slept naked - Yes
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool - yes
72. Been kicked out of your house - no
73. Blacked out from drinking - a few times
74. Played a prank on someone - Yes
75. Gone to a late night movie - Yee
76. Made love to anything not human - Well, the AGR's don't accept ladies into the frat, so... no
77. Failed a class - how about three? (see number 18)
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat - No
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours - no
80. Cheated on a gf/bf - *pleads fifth
81. Ate a whole package of Oreos - no
82. Thrown strange objects - ???
83. Felt like killing someone - With my mind... lol
84. Thought about running away - yes
85. Ran away - no
86. Did drugs - *pleads fifth
87. Had detention and not attend it - No
88. Yelled at parents - yes
89. Made parent cry - that would require their actually displaying genuine intrest in my life...
90. Cried over someone - sigh...
91. Owned more than 5 puppies - no
92. Dated someone more than once - Does this mean, gone on more than one date? (That's a "yes.") or dating someone long-term after you two have broken up? (That's a "yes" as well.)
93. Have a dog - no
94. Have a cat - I fucking hate cats! Almost as much as I "cat people." One cat is enough, goddamn it. And quit showing us all pictures of your 4725848 cats and referring to them as you would your children.
95. Own an instrument - guitar
96. Been in a band - no, but I've organized show and worked in promotions
97. Had more than 25 sodas in one day - No
98. Made out with a member of the same sex - uhhh...
99. Shot a gun - yes
100. Been online for more than 5 hours straight - No
2. Smoked a cigar - yes--I got some really good Cuban ones at this place in Austin, TX called (get this) Babalu's. Ricky Ricardo would have been proud.
3. Broken a CD - yes
4. Crashed a friend's car - no
5. Stolen a car - no
6. Been in love - Yes
7. Been dumped - on many occasions...usually for an idiot of a girl, too. I guess men don't like their women to be smarter than they are, as a woman's intelligence is inversely proportional to her ham-sammich-makin' abilities.
8. Shoplifted - Actually, no. I've never stolen anything from anyone. I am a total square.
9. Been fired - yes--fuck Kroger.
10. Been in a fist fight - no
11. Snuck out of your house - si
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - story of my life
13. Been arrested - nah
14. Made out with a stranger - see: May 2005 to November 2006, appendix: Tidballs, Brewing Company
15. Gone on a blind date - no
16. Lied to a friend - Well, we women have this thing about catty lies aimed at other women we don't like. "No, Jen; those pants make your ass look GREAT!"
17. Had a crush on a teacher - Yes, and he was 54. Ha ha ha! I'm serious, though.
18. Skipped school - see: Fall Semester, 2005
19. Slept with a co-worker - yes, and two days later, I quit that job.
20. Seen someone die - no
21. Been on a plane - Yes
22. Thrown up in a bar - No
23. Taken painkillers - Yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now - Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - yep
26. Made a snow angel - Yes
27. Played dress up - yes
28. Cheated while playing a game - I was banned from ever being the Monoploy banker again...
29. Been lonely - not so much these days
30. Fallen asleep at work/school - yes/yes
31. Used a fake id - No
32. Felt an earthquake - Yes
33. Touched a snake - Yes, and afterwards the nice man gave me $500 and his business card. No...we have a red-tail boa, who is named Nathan after my favourite ATHF episode.
34. Ran a red light - Yes
35. Been suspended from school - No
36. Had detention - never
37. Been in a car accident - only minor ones
38. Hated the way you look - every goddamned day
39. Witnessed a crime - yes
40. Pole danced - not publicly
41. Been lost - yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country - I've never been further than Washington, DC or San Antonio, Texas
43. Felt like dying - yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep -yes
45. Played cops and robbers - yes
46. Sang karaoke - Yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't - Yes
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose - Yes, and that beverage was the tequila shot I'd just done.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue - Yes
50. Kissed in the rain - yes
51. Sing in the shower - yes
52. Made love in a park - *pleads fifth
53. Had a dream that you married someone - yes
54. Glued your hand to something - no
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole - No
56. Worn the opposite sex's clothes - I heart men's sweatshirts
57. Had an orgasm - who hasn't?
58. Sat on a roof top - yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week - my four days at Bonnaroo was the longest amount of time I'd gone without a shower.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone - No, because I never watch scary movies.
61. Played chicken - No
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - yes
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger- yes
64. Broken a bone - I have broken every single one of my toes at least once--I'm kind of a klutz.
65. Been easily amused - I'm doing this, aren't I?
66. Laugh so hard you cried - Yes. I love you, Bob Odenkirk.
67. Mooned/flashed someone - Yes
68. Cheated on a test - no
69. Forgotten someone's name - Yes
70. Slept naked - Yes
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool - yes
72. Been kicked out of your house - no
73. Blacked out from drinking - a few times
74. Played a prank on someone - Yes
75. Gone to a late night movie - Yee
76. Made love to anything not human - Well, the AGR's don't accept ladies into the frat, so... no
77. Failed a class - how about three? (see number 18)
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat - No
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours - no
80. Cheated on a gf/bf - *pleads fifth
81. Ate a whole package of Oreos - no
82. Thrown strange objects - ???
83. Felt like killing someone - With my mind... lol
84. Thought about running away - yes
85. Ran away - no
86. Did drugs - *pleads fifth
87. Had detention and not attend it - No
88. Yelled at parents - yes
89. Made parent cry - that would require their actually displaying genuine intrest in my life...
90. Cried over someone - sigh...
91. Owned more than 5 puppies - no
92. Dated someone more than once - Does this mean, gone on more than one date? (That's a "yes.") or dating someone long-term after you two have broken up? (That's a "yes" as well.)
93. Have a dog - no
94. Have a cat - I fucking hate cats! Almost as much as I "cat people." One cat is enough, goddamn it. And quit showing us all pictures of your 4725848 cats and referring to them as you would your children.
95. Own an instrument - guitar
96. Been in a band - no, but I've organized show and worked in promotions
97. Had more than 25 sodas in one day - No
98. Made out with a member of the same sex - uhhh...
99. Shot a gun - yes
100. Been online for more than 5 hours straight - No