Mom would be so proud.
So, uh, you know that movie, The Hills Have Eyes? About a bunch of hillbillies in New Mexico who turn into mutants after refusing to leave the land where the nuclear bombs were tested? Yeah, about that land? In real life, my family owned it. And that side of the family really is full of hillbillies.
But I'm not a mutant.
At least, I'm pretty sure I'm not.
Edit: And actually, looking at some of the info on this stuff online is kind of interesting. Check this shit out. The bomb was assembled on my family's ranch, and that trinitite stuff they talk about? Grandpa said that Laura and George (owners of that ranch) gave some of that stuff to his brother and him. "We played around with it and showed it to people for years. It must have still been radioactive? Anyway it finally disappeared, I never did know where it went."
Radioactive? Shit, maybe I am a mutant after all.
But I'm not a mutant.
At least, I'm pretty sure I'm not.
Edit: And actually, looking at some of the info on this stuff online is kind of interesting. Check this shit out. The bomb was assembled on my family's ranch, and that trinitite stuff they talk about? Grandpa said that Laura and George (owners of that ranch) gave some of that stuff to his brother and him. "We played around with it and showed it to people for years. It must have still been radioactive? Anyway it finally disappeared, I never did know where it went."
Radioactive? Shit, maybe I am a mutant after all.