me and my roomy had a talk
my roomy was in jess' room on her name... we had a talk and could hear each other laughing from down the hall
funny shit
IamJesstheMess (12:15:35 AM): I love my woomie
IamJesstheMess (12:15:41 AM): hehehe
IamJesstheMess (12:15:45 AM): guess who this is
IamJesstheMess (12:15:48 AM): teheh
Divine Caffeine (12:15:53 AM): umm SANTA?
IamJesstheMess (12:16:06 AM): close!
Divine Caffeine (12:16:12 AM): oh JAIMIE
Divine Caffeine (12:16:18 AM): damn i knew i should have said you first
IamJesstheMess (12:16:32 AM): lol you were close the first time
IamJesstheMess (12:16:34 AM): good job
IamJesstheMess (12:16:42 AM): cuz apparently me and santa are closely related...
Divine Caffeine (12:16:51 AM): its the hat
IamJesstheMess (12:16:56 AM): LOL
IamJesstheMess (12:17:00 AM): its ur moms hat
Divine Caffeine (12:17:06 AM): hahaha
IamJesstheMess (12:17:14 AM): i have to pooooop
Divine Caffeine (12:17:26 AM): so go
Divine Caffeine (12:17:29 AM): in the toilet
IamJesstheMess (12:17:51 AM): is that where im supposed to go?
IamJesstheMess (12:17:53 AM): OH SHIT!
Divine Caffeine (12:17:58 AM): hahaha shit
Divine Caffeine (12:17:59 AM): get it
IamJesstheMess (12:18:05 AM): i thought thats what the garbage can was for...
IamJesstheMess (12:18:06 AM): my bad
IamJesstheMess (12:18:15 AM): haha i know i said that on purpose santa
Divine Caffeine (12:18:18 AM): lol
Divine Caffeine (12:18:21 AM): hahaha ur santa
Divine Caffeine (12:18:28 AM): is that u i can hear laughing?
Divine Caffeine (12:18:35 AM): stop eating the damn cookies
IamJesstheMess (12:18:41 AM): im fat i have to
IamJesstheMess (12:18:45 AM): cookies are my destiny
IamJesstheMess (12:18:49 AM): and yes probably me laughing
IamJesstheMess (12:18:53 AM): or stoned megan and taylor
IamJesstheMess (12:18:55 AM): either or
Divine Caffeine (12:18:56 AM): hahahaha
Divine Caffeine (12:19:01 AM): see santa laughs loud too
Divine Caffeine (12:19:09 AM): HOHOHO he says when he sees u
IamJesstheMess (12:19:18 AM): lol i just said that really loud before you typed that
Divine Caffeine (12:19:31 AM): HHAHAHA we are telepathic
Divine Caffeine (12:19:36 AM): telapathic
Divine Caffeine (12:19:39 AM): something like that
Divine Caffeine (12:19:42 AM): telephones
Divine Caffeine (12:19:45 AM): i dunno
IamJesstheMess (12:19:49 AM): ur mom was pretty telepathic lastnight if ya nkow what i mean
IamJesstheMess (12:20:01 AM): she knew exactly what i wanted
Divine Caffeine (12:20:02 AM): oh my
Divine Caffeine (12:20:06 AM): bomb diggity
IamJesstheMess (12:20:39 AM): eighth grade called they want their lingo back
IamJesstheMess (12:20:50 AM): and by the way im pretty proud of that your mom joke
Divine Caffeine (12:21:08 AM): im pretty proud of your mom
IamJesstheMess (12:21:44 AM): YOU should be proud of YOUR mom...she accomplished a lot last night
Divine Caffeine (12:22:02 AM): with your mom
Divine Caffeine (12:22:07 AM): who accomplished more
Divine Caffeine (12:22:09 AM): then mine did
Divine Caffeine (12:22:20 AM): lol i snorted
IamJesstheMess (12:22:31 AM): your mom is learning...be nice
Divine Caffeine (12:22:34 AM): my cheeks hurt
IamJesstheMess (12:22:35 AM): i heard you are a good teacher
Divine Caffeine (12:22:36 AM): lol
Divine Caffeine (12:22:43 AM): OH EM EF GEEE
Divine Caffeine (12:22:45 AM): ur going down
Divine Caffeine (12:22:48 AM): i know where u sleep
IamJesstheMess (12:22:57 AM): with my mom??
Divine Caffeine (12:23:05 AM): u sleep with ur mom?
IamJesstheMess (12:23:06 AM): i meanh
Divine Caffeine (12:23:09 AM): wow
IamJesstheMess (12:23:14 AM): i mean ill be with your mom
Divine Caffeine (12:23:14 AM): incestual
Divine Caffeine (12:23:17 AM): right right
Divine Caffeine (12:23:21 AM): now u change ur story
IamJesstheMess (12:23:25 AM): LOL
IamJesstheMess (12:23:28 AM): i love incest
IamJesstheMess (12:23:35 AM): dont be hatin on my incestin
Divine Caffeine (12:23:35 AM): ill tell ur mom hi when she crawls into your bed tonight
Divine Caffeine (12:23:39 AM): kinda like u love date rape
IamJesstheMess (12:23:50 AM): yeah they go hand in hand
IamJesstheMess (12:23:57 AM): my stomach hurts
Divine Caffeine (12:23:58 AM): ooo ok
Divine Caffeine (12:24:00 AM): LOL
IamJesstheMess (12:24:07 AM): im laughing so hard
Divine Caffeine (12:24:33 AM): i bet
IamJesstheMess (12:24:34 AM): oh hey i have to tell you something
Divine Caffeine (12:24:40 AM): oh hey ok
IamJesstheMess (12:25:27 AM): i just talked to my mom and she said you keep it quiet next time becuase the neighbors could hear you
IamJesstheMess (12:25:32 AM):
Divine Caffeine (12:25:37 AM): ummmm right
Divine Caffeine (12:25:51 AM): tell ur mom i said thanks
IamJesstheMess (12:26:11 AM): she said dont thank me...THANK YOU
IamJesstheMess (12:26:15 AM): teheheh
funny shit
IamJesstheMess (12:15:35 AM): I love my woomie
IamJesstheMess (12:15:41 AM): hehehe
IamJesstheMess (12:15:45 AM): guess who this is
IamJesstheMess (12:15:48 AM): teheh
Divine Caffeine (12:15:53 AM): umm SANTA?
IamJesstheMess (12:16:06 AM): close!
Divine Caffeine (12:16:12 AM): oh JAIMIE
Divine Caffeine (12:16:18 AM): damn i knew i should have said you first
IamJesstheMess (12:16:32 AM): lol you were close the first time
IamJesstheMess (12:16:34 AM): good job
IamJesstheMess (12:16:42 AM): cuz apparently me and santa are closely related...
Divine Caffeine (12:16:51 AM): its the hat
IamJesstheMess (12:16:56 AM): LOL
IamJesstheMess (12:17:00 AM): its ur moms hat
Divine Caffeine (12:17:06 AM): hahaha
IamJesstheMess (12:17:14 AM): i have to pooooop
Divine Caffeine (12:17:26 AM): so go
Divine Caffeine (12:17:29 AM): in the toilet
IamJesstheMess (12:17:51 AM): is that where im supposed to go?
IamJesstheMess (12:17:53 AM): OH SHIT!
Divine Caffeine (12:17:58 AM): hahaha shit
Divine Caffeine (12:17:59 AM): get it
IamJesstheMess (12:18:05 AM): i thought thats what the garbage can was for...
IamJesstheMess (12:18:06 AM): my bad
IamJesstheMess (12:18:15 AM): haha i know i said that on purpose santa
Divine Caffeine (12:18:18 AM): lol
Divine Caffeine (12:18:21 AM): hahaha ur santa
Divine Caffeine (12:18:28 AM): is that u i can hear laughing?
Divine Caffeine (12:18:35 AM): stop eating the damn cookies
IamJesstheMess (12:18:41 AM): im fat i have to
IamJesstheMess (12:18:45 AM): cookies are my destiny
IamJesstheMess (12:18:49 AM): and yes probably me laughing
IamJesstheMess (12:18:53 AM): or stoned megan and taylor
IamJesstheMess (12:18:55 AM): either or
Divine Caffeine (12:18:56 AM): hahahaha
Divine Caffeine (12:19:01 AM): see santa laughs loud too
Divine Caffeine (12:19:09 AM): HOHOHO he says when he sees u
IamJesstheMess (12:19:18 AM): lol i just said that really loud before you typed that
Divine Caffeine (12:19:31 AM): HHAHAHA we are telepathic
Divine Caffeine (12:19:36 AM): telapathic
Divine Caffeine (12:19:39 AM): something like that
Divine Caffeine (12:19:42 AM): telephones
Divine Caffeine (12:19:45 AM): i dunno
IamJesstheMess (12:19:49 AM): ur mom was pretty telepathic lastnight if ya nkow what i mean
IamJesstheMess (12:20:01 AM): she knew exactly what i wanted
Divine Caffeine (12:20:02 AM): oh my
Divine Caffeine (12:20:06 AM): bomb diggity
IamJesstheMess (12:20:39 AM): eighth grade called they want their lingo back
IamJesstheMess (12:20:50 AM): and by the way im pretty proud of that your mom joke
Divine Caffeine (12:21:08 AM): im pretty proud of your mom
IamJesstheMess (12:21:44 AM): YOU should be proud of YOUR mom...she accomplished a lot last night
Divine Caffeine (12:22:02 AM): with your mom
Divine Caffeine (12:22:07 AM): who accomplished more
Divine Caffeine (12:22:09 AM): then mine did
Divine Caffeine (12:22:20 AM): lol i snorted
IamJesstheMess (12:22:31 AM): your mom is learning...be nice
Divine Caffeine (12:22:34 AM): my cheeks hurt
IamJesstheMess (12:22:35 AM): i heard you are a good teacher
Divine Caffeine (12:22:36 AM): lol
Divine Caffeine (12:22:43 AM): OH EM EF GEEE
Divine Caffeine (12:22:45 AM): ur going down
Divine Caffeine (12:22:48 AM): i know where u sleep
IamJesstheMess (12:22:57 AM): with my mom??
Divine Caffeine (12:23:05 AM): u sleep with ur mom?
IamJesstheMess (12:23:06 AM): i meanh
Divine Caffeine (12:23:09 AM): wow
IamJesstheMess (12:23:14 AM): i mean ill be with your mom
Divine Caffeine (12:23:14 AM): incestual
Divine Caffeine (12:23:17 AM): right right
Divine Caffeine (12:23:21 AM): now u change ur story
IamJesstheMess (12:23:25 AM): LOL
IamJesstheMess (12:23:28 AM): i love incest
IamJesstheMess (12:23:35 AM): dont be hatin on my incestin
Divine Caffeine (12:23:35 AM): ill tell ur mom hi when she crawls into your bed tonight
Divine Caffeine (12:23:39 AM): kinda like u love date rape
IamJesstheMess (12:23:50 AM): yeah they go hand in hand
IamJesstheMess (12:23:57 AM): my stomach hurts
Divine Caffeine (12:23:58 AM): ooo ok
Divine Caffeine (12:24:00 AM): LOL
IamJesstheMess (12:24:07 AM): im laughing so hard
Divine Caffeine (12:24:33 AM): i bet
IamJesstheMess (12:24:34 AM): oh hey i have to tell you something
Divine Caffeine (12:24:40 AM): oh hey ok
IamJesstheMess (12:25:27 AM): i just talked to my mom and she said you keep it quiet next time becuase the neighbors could hear you
IamJesstheMess (12:25:32 AM):
Divine Caffeine (12:25:37 AM): ummmm right
Divine Caffeine (12:25:51 AM): tell ur mom i said thanks
IamJesstheMess (12:26:11 AM): she said dont thank me...THANK YOU
IamJesstheMess (12:26:15 AM): teheheh