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Dear Dan Harrold:
Why do you bother actually having conversations with people? You could just as easily sit down and talk to a wall. or an action figure, or hey someones answering machine!, and it wouldn't be the least bit different for you. That was the longest message anyone has ever left me, congrats, you beat my mom for that status. Now, long messages are fine, and even necessary at times, but I'm not sure if you realize, and I'd like to bring it to your attention, that you just talked to my machine for a total of at least five minutes straight about absolutely nothing. How do you even going about doing that? You could have left a message that said "Hi, I was cleaning my room and I found something funny, I'm going to be at work when you get this so I'll talk to you about it later. Bye." Because in that incoherent sentence making game you just played, what i just wrote was really the only thing i could manage to take out of those five minutes of just, ...verbal mess.
-Julie.
Why do you bother actually having conversations with people? You could just as easily sit down and talk to a wall. or an action figure, or hey someones answering machine!, and it wouldn't be the least bit different for you. That was the longest message anyone has ever left me, congrats, you beat my mom for that status. Now, long messages are fine, and even necessary at times, but I'm not sure if you realize, and I'd like to bring it to your attention, that you just talked to my machine for a total of at least five minutes straight about absolutely nothing. How do you even going about doing that? You could have left a message that said "Hi, I was cleaning my room and I found something funny, I'm going to be at work when you get this so I'll talk to you about it later. Bye." Because in that incoherent sentence making game you just played, what i just wrote was really the only thing i could manage to take out of those five minutes of just, ...verbal mess.
-Julie.