Read this, i swear its hilarious
My monty python calandar has some funny things on it, but this is one of the better things that you get half way reading it out loud and you just start cracking up.
November 11th, veterans day/rememberance day.
...There is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-trasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurslich-himbleeisen-bahnwagan-gutenabend-bitte-ein-hurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of ULM!!!!!!!!!!
and thats the end. hahaha! its so funny, i get to about fried digger dingle dangle and i cant go on...