your so cold and...
this is what my background said...
"Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that im writing to you today, the 26th of Decemeber. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric trainset, rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the entire year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the entire school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my whole neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands and even help the elderly across the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that i would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving my a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck where you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken my a sucker the whole year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys he can't even walk inside his house. Don't let me see you try and fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reinderr, and scare them off so you have to walk back to the fucking north pole, just like I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA! Netx year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER!
Sincerly,
Little Johnny"
That is fricken ingenious and the funniest thing alive!!
"Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that im writing to you today, the 26th of Decemeber. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric trainset, rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the entire year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the entire school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my whole neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands and even help the elderly across the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that i would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving my a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck where you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken my a sucker the whole year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys he can't even walk inside his house. Don't let me see you try and fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reinderr, and scare them off so you have to walk back to the fucking north pole, just like I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA! Netx year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER!
Sincerly,
Little Johnny"
That is fricken ingenious and the funniest thing alive!!