leave santa fe; drive thru texas; Oklahoma city; aunt Carolyn
One Year Ago Today
DAY FIFTEEN: Texas, Oklahoma.
We finally got to drive thru texas, and wanna know what? Texas Blows. I was driving in my dads car to we listened to conservative talk radio the entire damn time. There was one guy named Bill O’Riley (I think) who was funny as hell and was actually trying to be fair and unbiased and I liked him, but the other guys were fucking assholes. Seriously, those are just to most twisted, evil people on the planet. Yuck.
We stopped at a gas station to get lunch, and all they were selling was statues of jesus. Literally. I lost all faith in texas at that moment. I figured that since “everything was bigger in texas” there would some hot girls (after all, bush’s daughters are pretty foxy) so I figured that would make the experience of being surrounded by rascist jesus-freak conservative bigots better. But NO, the only thing bigger in texas was the fat people. Seriously, Texas represents everything that the rest of the world hates about America. I wonder if ppl in texas talk about California this way cus its “the liberal state.”
Anyways, we drove for a while and finally got to Oklahoma city, and we visited with my dad’s aunt Caroline. I saw her once when I was four or five so I only remembered a little. But it was awesome
You know whats funny, a year ago i thought that o'rilly fucker was fair and balanced. Hes an ass. And the only reason he's funny is because its like watching a three year-old pout. I hate Texas.
DAY FIFTEEN: Texas, Oklahoma.
We finally got to drive thru texas, and wanna know what? Texas Blows. I was driving in my dads car to we listened to conservative talk radio the entire damn time. There was one guy named Bill O’Riley (I think) who was funny as hell and was actually trying to be fair and unbiased and I liked him, but the other guys were fucking assholes. Seriously, those are just to most twisted, evil people on the planet. Yuck.
We stopped at a gas station to get lunch, and all they were selling was statues of jesus. Literally. I lost all faith in texas at that moment. I figured that since “everything was bigger in texas” there would some hot girls (after all, bush’s daughters are pretty foxy) so I figured that would make the experience of being surrounded by rascist jesus-freak conservative bigots better. But NO, the only thing bigger in texas was the fat people. Seriously, Texas represents everything that the rest of the world hates about America. I wonder if ppl in texas talk about California this way cus its “the liberal state.”
Anyways, we drove for a while and finally got to Oklahoma city, and we visited with my dad’s aunt Caroline. I saw her once when I was four or five so I only remembered a little. But it was awesome
You know whats funny, a year ago i thought that o'rilly fucker was fair and balanced. Hes an ass. And the only reason he's funny is because its like watching a three year-old pout. I hate Texas.