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i just stole the survey laurel did. why? becaus im stupid. no one will read it. its too long.
[ Start ]
What time is it?: 3:47pm. 12:27pm in california
What is the date?: Friday, February 18, 2005
Why are you filling this out?: I read laurel’s and decided it looked fun
[ Me ]
Full name: Andrew Bryan Basham
Do you like it?: yes
Nicknames: My dad calls me drew sometimes, and “cali” seems to be popular on the wrestling team
If you could change your first name, what would it be?: I wouldn’t want to change it
Age: 16
Parents names: Terry and Sherry
Do you have any siblings?: yes
If so, what are their names and ages?: Casey, 13; Abby 9
Are your parents divorced/remarried/single?: why isnt married an option? Is our society THAT pathetic?
Pets: yup
Names: frisco (boy) and bailey (girl) the golden retreivers
Do you like your family: sure
Favorite relative: my grandparents, aunts, cousins? I don’t know…
[ Favorites ]
Number: 3, 7
Color: red, burgundy
Car: volkwagen van
Season: winter
Holiday: CHRISTMAS, orgasmically
Month: December!
Day of the week: Saturday
Grade so far: 10
Sport: wrestling
Class: Now? Art. Ever? Every class last year
Teacher so far: Mr.G (5th), Mr. Parsons (Int’l Rel.), Ms. Pfaltzgraff (Algebra I), Mrs. Bryant (English)
Drink: Cranberry juice
Candy: skittles
Food: pizza. Or barbeques. Or pasta
Fruit: cranberries
Veggie: carrots
Dessert: chocolate chip cookie dough icecream or milkshake, or cheesecake
TV show: Everwood, or, of course, Boy Meets World and Recess
Radio station: 94.7 the Arrow, Big 100.3
Word: coinkyfuckingdink
Phrase: “Teenage Symphony to God”
Flower: I don’t do flowers
Ice cream: chocolate chip cookie dough
[ this or that ]
Me/You: me, unless you’re very cool
AOL/AIM: AIM
CD/Cassette: CD
DVD/VCR: DVD
Radio/CD: CD. Radio = hate
Jeans/Khakis: Jeans, even though I don’t like jeans very much either
Car/Truck: Car
Corvette/Camero: corvetter
Strong/Weak: strong…?
Upset/Pissed: upset
Tall/Short: short girls
Lunch/Dinner: dinner
Abercrombie/Hollister: yuck. My closet. I have to go with hollister for having a cool shirt about california; “the coast with the most”
Gap/Old Navy: yuck. My closet. Old navy, because ei still have gift cards from the last 2 christmases.
Nsync/BSB: BSB was the shit.
Britney/Christina: christinia. But britney owns her with Toxic.
Love/Lust: love
Gone In 60 Seconds/The Fast and the Furious: I’d rather see a GOOD movie
Inside/Outside: outside
Lipstick/Lipgloss: lipgloss
Silver/Gold: gold
Piercings/Tattoos: piercings
Football/Basketball: football
Thunder/Lightning: lightning
This/That: whats that?
[ Friends ]
Who is your best girl friend?: I don’t know. I dislike this question very much.
Guy friend?: Matt, Joran, Jacky, Jon, Ben. Screw ben for not having a ‘J’ name.
Do you get along with people easily?: my friends.
Why/Why not: I don’t meet people
Who have you known the longest?: jordan
Who do you dislike the most?: I don’t understand why this is in the riends section. But I HATE jon cus hes so emo and needs to kill himself. Im just kidding. I love jon. We slept together. Hot shit,
Was your crush/bf/gf a close friend before you liked them?: I don’t “like” people.
Craziest: matt and jon at disneyland, jordan without clothes on, ben and jacky with minorities, phil with just about anything.
Loudest : jordan? Jon? Ionno.
Funniest: Dittoe: matt and jon at disneyland, jordan without clothes on, ben and jacky with minorities, phil with just about anything.
Quietest: jon cus hes emo. But that’s not true.
Sweetest: all of them, cus were all so gay together
Most caring: that’s the same damned question.
Most understanding: look, I don’t like choosing.
Best dressed: No, seriosuly. But if I think about it, probably jon cus he has some snazzy girl pants.
Biggest flirt: haha Justin! To bad it never works (ooh burned. Cant be true since somehow he had a girlfriend for a year. Wow, showed us up)
Most likely to have a 2 year relationship: Sarah
Cutest couple: Matt and Jordan (oh yeah, I saw those pictures).
Most loyal: we’re all loval. Like a gang. Except for matt cus hes from the Dub C. Walnut Country o sho.
Most athletic: jordan and ben because theyre such soccer junkies.
If you could date ONE friend (even if u have a bf/gf, they don't count), who would you date and why?: I’d rather just have an affair with all of them.
If you were the opposite sex, which member of the same sex (as you are now) would you date and why?: I’ve heard jon’s hot ;-)
Most likely to be on America's Most Wanted: hahahaha. Phil, totally. Haha.
Most likely to be a stripper: Ben, he is already.
Doctor: Jacky, so he could touch little kids.
Teacher: Sarahs a genius.
Stay at home Mom: Me.
One you'd travel across the world for: Unfortunately, theyre all across the world. Or, country really, but since our country owns half the world, it doesn’t matter.
If you could take 5 friends to paradise with you to live, who would you take and why would they be the best?: Jordan, Matt, Jacky, Ben, Jon, and THEN (because it wouldn’t be paradise without girls) Sarah, Sasha, Mere, Becca, and Beata (if she promises not to kill sasha)
Smartest: Sarah.
Who would do anything for a thousand dollars?: Phil, jordan, or ben, most likely
Who has the nicest parents?: phil, god damn it
Who is like your adopted sister/brother?: matt, because our parents plot with eachother.
Who is the most like you?: probably matt.
[ Love + Relationships ]
Do you have a bf/gf?: no.
If not, do you have a crush?: no, I don’t do that.
If so, who?: shut up.
How long have you liked your bf/gf/crush?: seriously, be quiet.
What about them do you like so much?: they’re girls.
How long have you known them?: I don’t know.
If your single, why do you think you are?: because I suck, because people suck, and because Virginia sucks.
[ Past ]
If you could take back one thing you did, what would it be and why?: I’d NEVER walk into that elevator. It messed up the best thing I’ll get in my life.
Do you have any regrets?: besides the one above? Yeah, who doesn’t?
Last thing you said: id have to g with “okay, fine!”
Last song you heard: Hard Times are Over - John Lennon & Yoko Ono
Last person you talked to: my mom
If you could get back together with an ex, who would it be and why?: kaitlin
[ Present ]
What are you doing right now?: filling this out, just finished a jennon/ono
What CD is in your CD player?: I have to find it… Oh wow. Kaitlin’s CD from valentines day last year.
Are you cold?: no
How are you sitting?: in a chair
Is there music on?: it just finished
What time is it?: 4:18. why is this asked twice?
Where are your parents?: dad’s at work, moms home, downstairs, doing something.
[ Future ]
How old will you be when you graduate high school?: 18
Are you going to get married?: I’d like to think so
Although you cant tell who you'll marry, is there anyone you'd wish it would be?: a girl
Are you going to have children?: yes
If yes, how many?: 2 daughters and a son, I think
What will you name them?: Cecilia, Meredith, Aidan
Do you want to go to college?: yes
Which college: CAL Berkeley
What kind of car will you want to drive: Hippy van
What kind of job will you have: soemthing political, I hope.
What's your expectations for when your 25?: start a family, be in local government maybe, work in the ACLU or something similar.
[ Have you ever ]
Drank: yes. Tecquila is good. And hard to spell.
Smoked: yeah
Skinny Dipped: yeah
Prank called the police: accidentally. It was the operator, but he forwarded us to the police.
Been followed, etc. by the police: no
Been high: yes or no
Done drugs: yeah
If so, what?: marijuana. Does alcohol count?
Met someone off the net: no.
Been in a fist fight: yeah.
Punched your sibling/parent: yes.
Wished you'd die: no, I wish everyone else would die sometimes, though.
Tried to commit suicide: no
Broken a bone: no
Driven illegally: no
Thrown things at your parents: yeah.
Runaway: I thought I did, but I was young and stupid
Filled out a survey this long: no, im pretty sure this one wins.
[ Others ]
Do you write in cursive or print?: scrawl
Are you a lefty, righty, or ambidextrous: right.
Do you believe in God?: yeah.
What do you think of rainbows?: cool
Do you have any piercings/tattoos?: no.
If not, do you want any, where?: no.
What do you think of Eminem?: no.
Is Tupac Shakur really dead?: yes, get over it.
What do you think of Britney and Justin?: shes too hot for him.
If you could live anywhere else, where would you live?: East Bay California
Do you drive?: more and more
Do you have braces or glasses?: nope
Like milk and cookies?: very much.
Ever worn black nail polish?: yes
what color nail polish do you have on?: invisible, of course!
Do you do things even when your parents say no?: yeah, of course.
What is your favorite song to "rock out" to?: in the car with matt: Smells Like Teen Spirit. Otherwise? Something led zeppelin probably. Immigrant song, MAYBE
Ever taken anything from a hotel?: Indirectly
Did you talk to your crush/bf/gf today?: I don’t have one.
If so, for how long?: N/A
If not, why not?: I don’t have one.
Do you think this is stupidly long?: yes my back hurts from sitting so long.
Did you like it?: its not too bad.
[The Good Stuff]
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you get there? I think you’re cool enough to be a ghost. Go have sex with all the hot girls in their dreams.
What turns you off? Ugly people… duh?
What's your fantasy? Nicole Kidman… Angelina Jolie….Oh, I mean going to california again.
What's the best sound in the world? My music.
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Brian Wilson, JFK, FDR, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, Abe Lincoln, George Washington, Georeg Bush (to swear at him)
[Left Overs]
Do you hope to be married in the future? yes
Do you have any daydreams about who you might marry? Sure.
Is it anyone you know now? Wouldn’t it have to be?
What do you think you'll end up doing (job-wise)? Politics. Soemthing controversial.
Think you'll have kids? yes
Do you want kids? yeah
Think you'll find true love? If I still deserve it, and if lady luck loves me
Or have you already found it? No.
[random]
-Are you religious? Sure.
-What is your religion? Christian, but more just me.
-Do you plan on waiting to have sex until you are married? With any luck, no.
-Are you gay? Not that I know of.
-Do you cry a lot? no
-What makes you cry? Books.
-Sad movies? Whatever. Theyre sad.
-Are you truly happy at this point in your life? I WAS, before. Now im just waiting.
-What makes you happy? Music.
-Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry? I don’t cry, but I’ve loved someone that much.
-Have you ever been hurt by someone that you loved? Yes.
-Tell me about it? No.
-Do you wish on stars? No.
-Do you do drugs? no
-Have you had any near death experiences? no
[when was the last time you]
made out?: fuck this question
recycled?: yesterday
brushed your teeth?: this morning
listened to someone?: today.
had sex?: I havn’t. probably wont for some time.
were offered sex?: haha five-star
broke your bone?: havn’t
broke somebody elses bone?: havn’t. Broke jon’s tooth.
kissed someone of the opposite sex?: fuck this question. Wouldn’t it (normally) be the same as the first question int his section?
kissed someone of the same sex?: jordan kissed me on the cheek befor ei moved. What a studly guy.
fell in love?: before I moved.
had someone fall in love with you?: I don’t know. Probably like a kajillion years ago.
Well that was dumb.
[ Start ]
What time is it?: 3:47pm. 12:27pm in california
What is the date?: Friday, February 18, 2005
Why are you filling this out?: I read laurel’s and decided it looked fun
[ Me ]
Full name: Andrew Bryan Basham
Do you like it?: yes
Nicknames: My dad calls me drew sometimes, and “cali” seems to be popular on the wrestling team
If you could change your first name, what would it be?: I wouldn’t want to change it
Age: 16
Parents names: Terry and Sherry
Do you have any siblings?: yes
If so, what are their names and ages?: Casey, 13; Abby 9
Are your parents divorced/remarried/single?: why isnt married an option? Is our society THAT pathetic?
Pets: yup
Names: frisco (boy) and bailey (girl) the golden retreivers
Do you like your family: sure
Favorite relative: my grandparents, aunts, cousins? I don’t know…
[ Favorites ]
Number: 3, 7
Color: red, burgundy
Car: volkwagen van
Season: winter
Holiday: CHRISTMAS, orgasmically
Month: December!
Day of the week: Saturday
Grade so far: 10
Sport: wrestling
Class: Now? Art. Ever? Every class last year
Teacher so far: Mr.G (5th), Mr. Parsons (Int’l Rel.), Ms. Pfaltzgraff (Algebra I), Mrs. Bryant (English)
Drink: Cranberry juice
Candy: skittles
Food: pizza. Or barbeques. Or pasta
Fruit: cranberries
Veggie: carrots
Dessert: chocolate chip cookie dough icecream or milkshake, or cheesecake
TV show: Everwood, or, of course, Boy Meets World and Recess
Radio station: 94.7 the Arrow, Big 100.3
Word: coinkyfuckingdink
Phrase: “Teenage Symphony to God”
Flower: I don’t do flowers
Ice cream: chocolate chip cookie dough
[ this or that ]
Me/You: me, unless you’re very cool
AOL/AIM: AIM
CD/Cassette: CD
DVD/VCR: DVD
Radio/CD: CD. Radio = hate
Jeans/Khakis: Jeans, even though I don’t like jeans very much either
Car/Truck: Car
Corvette/Camero: corvetter
Strong/Weak: strong…?
Upset/Pissed: upset
Tall/Short: short girls
Lunch/Dinner: dinner
Abercrombie/Hollister: yuck. My closet. I have to go with hollister for having a cool shirt about california; “the coast with the most”
Gap/Old Navy: yuck. My closet. Old navy, because ei still have gift cards from the last 2 christmases.
Nsync/BSB: BSB was the shit.
Britney/Christina: christinia. But britney owns her with Toxic.
Love/Lust: love
Gone In 60 Seconds/The Fast and the Furious: I’d rather see a GOOD movie
Inside/Outside: outside
Lipstick/Lipgloss: lipgloss
Silver/Gold: gold
Piercings/Tattoos: piercings
Football/Basketball: football
Thunder/Lightning: lightning
This/That: whats that?
[ Friends ]
Who is your best girl friend?: I don’t know. I dislike this question very much.
Guy friend?: Matt, Joran, Jacky, Jon, Ben. Screw ben for not having a ‘J’ name.
Do you get along with people easily?: my friends.
Why/Why not: I don’t meet people
Who have you known the longest?: jordan
Who do you dislike the most?: I don’t understand why this is in the riends section. But I HATE jon cus hes so emo and needs to kill himself. Im just kidding. I love jon. We slept together. Hot shit,
Was your crush/bf/gf a close friend before you liked them?: I don’t “like” people.
Craziest: matt and jon at disneyland, jordan without clothes on, ben and jacky with minorities, phil with just about anything.
Loudest : jordan? Jon? Ionno.
Funniest: Dittoe: matt and jon at disneyland, jordan without clothes on, ben and jacky with minorities, phil with just about anything.
Quietest: jon cus hes emo. But that’s not true.
Sweetest: all of them, cus were all so gay together
Most caring: that’s the same damned question.
Most understanding: look, I don’t like choosing.
Best dressed: No, seriosuly. But if I think about it, probably jon cus he has some snazzy girl pants.
Biggest flirt: haha Justin! To bad it never works (ooh burned. Cant be true since somehow he had a girlfriend for a year. Wow, showed us up)
Most likely to have a 2 year relationship: Sarah
Cutest couple: Matt and Jordan (oh yeah, I saw those pictures).
Most loyal: we’re all loval. Like a gang. Except for matt cus hes from the Dub C. Walnut Country o sho.
Most athletic: jordan and ben because theyre such soccer junkies.
If you could date ONE friend (even if u have a bf/gf, they don't count), who would you date and why?: I’d rather just have an affair with all of them.
If you were the opposite sex, which member of the same sex (as you are now) would you date and why?: I’ve heard jon’s hot ;-)
Most likely to be on America's Most Wanted: hahahaha. Phil, totally. Haha.
Most likely to be a stripper: Ben, he is already.
Doctor: Jacky, so he could touch little kids.
Teacher: Sarahs a genius.
Stay at home Mom: Me.
One you'd travel across the world for: Unfortunately, theyre all across the world. Or, country really, but since our country owns half the world, it doesn’t matter.
If you could take 5 friends to paradise with you to live, who would you take and why would they be the best?: Jordan, Matt, Jacky, Ben, Jon, and THEN (because it wouldn’t be paradise without girls) Sarah, Sasha, Mere, Becca, and Beata (if she promises not to kill sasha)
Smartest: Sarah.
Who would do anything for a thousand dollars?: Phil, jordan, or ben, most likely
Who has the nicest parents?: phil, god damn it
Who is like your adopted sister/brother?: matt, because our parents plot with eachother.
Who is the most like you?: probably matt.
[ Love + Relationships ]
Do you have a bf/gf?: no.
If not, do you have a crush?: no, I don’t do that.
If so, who?: shut up.
How long have you liked your bf/gf/crush?: seriously, be quiet.
What about them do you like so much?: they’re girls.
How long have you known them?: I don’t know.
If your single, why do you think you are?: because I suck, because people suck, and because Virginia sucks.
[ Past ]
If you could take back one thing you did, what would it be and why?: I’d NEVER walk into that elevator. It messed up the best thing I’ll get in my life.
Do you have any regrets?: besides the one above? Yeah, who doesn’t?
Last thing you said: id have to g with “okay, fine!”
Last song you heard: Hard Times are Over - John Lennon & Yoko Ono
Last person you talked to: my mom
If you could get back together with an ex, who would it be and why?: kaitlin
[ Present ]
What are you doing right now?: filling this out, just finished a jennon/ono
What CD is in your CD player?: I have to find it… Oh wow. Kaitlin’s CD from valentines day last year.
Are you cold?: no
How are you sitting?: in a chair
Is there music on?: it just finished
What time is it?: 4:18. why is this asked twice?
Where are your parents?: dad’s at work, moms home, downstairs, doing something.
[ Future ]
How old will you be when you graduate high school?: 18
Are you going to get married?: I’d like to think so
Although you cant tell who you'll marry, is there anyone you'd wish it would be?: a girl
Are you going to have children?: yes
If yes, how many?: 2 daughters and a son, I think
What will you name them?: Cecilia, Meredith, Aidan
Do you want to go to college?: yes
Which college: CAL Berkeley
What kind of car will you want to drive: Hippy van
What kind of job will you have: soemthing political, I hope.
What's your expectations for when your 25?: start a family, be in local government maybe, work in the ACLU or something similar.
[ Have you ever ]
Drank: yes. Tecquila is good. And hard to spell.
Smoked: yeah
Skinny Dipped: yeah
Prank called the police: accidentally. It was the operator, but he forwarded us to the police.
Been followed, etc. by the police: no
Been high: yes or no
Done drugs: yeah
If so, what?: marijuana. Does alcohol count?
Met someone off the net: no.
Been in a fist fight: yeah.
Punched your sibling/parent: yes.
Wished you'd die: no, I wish everyone else would die sometimes, though.
Tried to commit suicide: no
Broken a bone: no
Driven illegally: no
Thrown things at your parents: yeah.
Runaway: I thought I did, but I was young and stupid
Filled out a survey this long: no, im pretty sure this one wins.
[ Others ]
Do you write in cursive or print?: scrawl
Are you a lefty, righty, or ambidextrous: right.
Do you believe in God?: yeah.
What do you think of rainbows?: cool
Do you have any piercings/tattoos?: no.
If not, do you want any, where?: no.
What do you think of Eminem?: no.
Is Tupac Shakur really dead?: yes, get over it.
What do you think of Britney and Justin?: shes too hot for him.
If you could live anywhere else, where would you live?: East Bay California
Do you drive?: more and more
Do you have braces or glasses?: nope
Like milk and cookies?: very much.
Ever worn black nail polish?: yes
what color nail polish do you have on?: invisible, of course!
Do you do things even when your parents say no?: yeah, of course.
What is your favorite song to "rock out" to?: in the car with matt: Smells Like Teen Spirit. Otherwise? Something led zeppelin probably. Immigrant song, MAYBE
Ever taken anything from a hotel?: Indirectly
Did you talk to your crush/bf/gf today?: I don’t have one.
If so, for how long?: N/A
If not, why not?: I don’t have one.
Do you think this is stupidly long?: yes my back hurts from sitting so long.
Did you like it?: its not too bad.
[The Good Stuff]
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you get there? I think you’re cool enough to be a ghost. Go have sex with all the hot girls in their dreams.
What turns you off? Ugly people… duh?
What's your fantasy? Nicole Kidman… Angelina Jolie….Oh, I mean going to california again.
What's the best sound in the world? My music.
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Brian Wilson, JFK, FDR, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, Abe Lincoln, George Washington, Georeg Bush (to swear at him)
[Left Overs]
Do you hope to be married in the future? yes
Do you have any daydreams about who you might marry? Sure.
Is it anyone you know now? Wouldn’t it have to be?
What do you think you'll end up doing (job-wise)? Politics. Soemthing controversial.
Think you'll have kids? yes
Do you want kids? yeah
Think you'll find true love? If I still deserve it, and if lady luck loves me
Or have you already found it? No.
[random]
-Are you religious? Sure.
-What is your religion? Christian, but more just me.
-Do you plan on waiting to have sex until you are married? With any luck, no.
-Are you gay? Not that I know of.
-Do you cry a lot? no
-What makes you cry? Books.
-Sad movies? Whatever. Theyre sad.
-Are you truly happy at this point in your life? I WAS, before. Now im just waiting.
-What makes you happy? Music.
-Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry? I don’t cry, but I’ve loved someone that much.
-Have you ever been hurt by someone that you loved? Yes.
-Tell me about it? No.
-Do you wish on stars? No.
-Do you do drugs? no
-Have you had any near death experiences? no
[when was the last time you]
made out?: fuck this question
recycled?: yesterday
brushed your teeth?: this morning
listened to someone?: today.
had sex?: I havn’t. probably wont for some time.
were offered sex?: haha five-star
broke your bone?: havn’t
broke somebody elses bone?: havn’t. Broke jon’s tooth.
kissed someone of the opposite sex?: fuck this question. Wouldn’t it (normally) be the same as the first question int his section?
kissed someone of the same sex?: jordan kissed me on the cheek befor ei moved. What a studly guy.
fell in love?: before I moved.
had someone fall in love with you?: I don’t know. Probably like a kajillion years ago.
Well that was dumb.