See, I'm Orthodox Christian, and as such, I'm celebrating Easter today. If you've watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding, it's pretty much like that, except the eggs aren't only red. We were going to color eggs together with
kokoro_chi on Saturday and on Friday night I was laying in my bed, thinking about DBSK couples and wondering who tops who. Because, for instance, I don't think Jae tops in Jaemin and what about 2U? I don't see either Yoochun or Yunho as bottoms! So it came to me in a revelation from heaven - I had to conduct a scientific experiment involving coloring and decorating ghei eggs and smashing them into each other to discover who tops! And so I called Ani, told her all about it and her reaction was ".....................I know I should probably comment, but........." Anyway, I convinced her how wonderful my idea is and today after we ate a sufficient amount of lamb and played Bleach for a few hours (I'm being Bleachified.... help...), we started with the experiment.
We had colored 15 eggs and named them after DBSK.
Why so many? Dunno, felt like it. So I made a table of all the couples:
Surprise! Junsu destroyed Yoochun's butt.... Who would've thought...
Final results:
Jaejoong tops in Yunjae
Yoochun tops in 2U
Yunho tops in Hosu
Yunho tops in Homin
Jejoong tops in Jaechun
Junsu tops in Jaesu
Changmin tops in Jaemin
Junsu tops in Yoosu
Changmin tops in Yoomin
Changmin tops in Minsu
You can leave your hat on...
And a picture of my all-time favorite - OT5, stripped and ready to go: