DWTS Death Pool

[belfebe]

Okay boys and girls, I don't have time to do a recap of last night's Dancing with the Stars, but I will give you my "Lessons Learned this Season, and Reminders" quickie post.

Here goes:

If you are a guy and want to piss Len off, take off your shirt. (Actually, this is a reminder.)

Guys: If you want to make Bruno happy, take your pants off. And keep them off.

Again, guys: If you want to make Carry Ann happy, take anything off. (Unless of course, you are Steve Wozniak, but we won't go there.)

And, if you want to make Belfebe happy, have Maks and Tony keep their shirts off. The entire season. (And please, put some pants on Jake Pavelka!)

When the Bachelor is funnier than the commedienne, things have taken a turn for the weird(er). The fact that this is unintentional makes it even funnier.

Jake Pavelka is still a tool, but he's growing on me. (I am still not voting for him.)

There is a proliferation of bad wigs this season. (Erin, Pamela, what happened to you?)

Muppet dresses have become the latest rage for two seasons in a row.

Yes, we know that Niecy likes food. It's getting old. (The joke, hopefully not the food.)

Nicole Scherzinger needs to stop pretending that she can't dance. Girl, you're a pro. Embrace it and be done with it.

Being a sex goddess does not prevent you from ending in the bottom two. (Oh, Pam. I crided for you!)

I miss Chloris Lechman.

For that matter, I miss Steve Wozniak.

Glitter rocks.

And that's it for now. Here's your DWTS Death Pool for the week. This time it's all about which couples do you think will be in the bottom two tonight. Remember that you can click two.

Have fun!

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