Me and fth decided to cheer you up (well, it was actually my idea, but I can convince him to almost anything... hehehe). So we both wrote a amazon hate poem. Yay! Mine's reather ... hmm... crude. :oP but funny I think. Enjoy. Only for you.
Amazon The Stupid
Amazon you bitch You make yourself so rich Though taking from the poor For that I thee abhor.
After months of waiting For a book with 5 star rating You tell me you don’t have it As if I was a nitwit.
You make me order elsewhere It seems like a bad affair A few days later in my mail A box makes me exhale.
You idiots still sent the book I take my money to another Schnook.
And all for you. :o) I'm glad you like the poems dedicated to you. :o) I somehow feel like I'm in a inspired phase... Would that only have been in November, too... :o)
Amazon The Stupid
Amazon you bitch
You make yourself so rich
Though taking from the poor
For that I thee abhor.
After months of waiting
For a book with 5 star rating
You tell me you don’t have it
As if I was a nitwit.
You make me order elsewhere
It seems like a bad affair
A few days later in my mail
A box makes me exhale.
You idiots still sent the book
I take my money to another Schnook.
I hope it wasn't that bad to read... :o)
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The Fall of a Warrior
The formerly great Amazon
Has fallen to her knees
Her name is now defiled upon
By greedy corporate grease.
The company that claims her name
Brings promises of goods divine
To grovel, hang its head in shame
On the deliveries’ deadline.
The way she once brought fear
Into the hearts of her adversaries
She these days only brings a tear
Into the eyes of all anticipating parties
The spark is gone
The sun has shone
It is now time to bide her on
Our mighty, long forgotten amazon.
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By greedy corporate grease.
Excellent!
I love you guys, you're amazing.
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You are amazing!
I love it to bits.
Amazon you bitch
For that I thee abhor
love, love, love
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I somehow feel like I'm in a inspired phase... Would that only have been in November, too... :o)
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