Blue and Kanika talk through my door:
Blue: *chirrup* [wanna be friends?]
Kanika: *hisssssss* [I will DESTROY you!]
Blue: *chirrup* [but srsly, we could be friends!]
Kanika: *growwwwwwwwwwwl* [every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.]
Blue: *chirrup* ['cmon, you know you wanna be friends]
Kanika: *growwllll* [I'm your worst nightmare. You could not conceive of the suffering I will inflict upon you!]
Blue: *chirrup!**chirrup* [I don't believe it! I like you!]
Kanika: .... *hissssssssssss* [what the fuck is your problem? I'M THREATENING YOU DAMMIT]
Blue: *chirrup!* [I'm sure you will be my best friend in just a minute!]
Kanika: ....... *walks off*