"Multiple Shuddering Mouthgasms"

[beldar]

Ever wonder who cooks for Chuck Norris?

Presenting: 30 Facts About Alton Brown, including -
Alton Brown can pair a wine with any food - including hot dogs, ice cream, raw eggs, Alpo, sawdust, and soylent green. It’s people!

(homervoice) Mmm... Soylent Green... ahh... (/homervoice)

Comments have a 31st "fact"
Alton Brown doesn’t follow recipes, recipes

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[namfle]

The LOL generators were

6. In the first, as-yet-unaired episode of Iron Chef America, Alton Brown single-handedly defeated an all-star team of Bobby Flay, Cat Cora, and Hiroyuki Sakai. The secret ingredient was ‘whimsy’.

and

7. Alton Brown doesn’t reduce sauces. He demoralizes sauces.

-elf-

[cassiejo]

....that was one of the best things I've ever read.