go team venture!
so, i love the venture brothers. it's just a great show. sitting here at work on a saturdays i get to watch dvds, so i bought season one and watched it today. i've taken the time to type up some of my favorite lines and i really hope you all enjoy.
you curse, you sweat, you twitch, you have passion!
how would you do it?
you'd be asleep, quick jerk of the neck, you wouldn't feel a thing
you've thought about this
yes i have
world domination? i'll leave that to the religious nuts and the republicans thank you
do you have to shave it? awww... i just grew those
a warm freezer pop? how thoughtful
i dare you to make less sense!
he's someone your father knows from back in collage.
wow, is that back when you had hair?
two years, seventeen days. from a stroke. good day!
the old fake coffin trick. you'd think i would have remembered that from 'the mystery of the old fake coffin'
aha! so it all comes together; he's not just a ghost, he's a ghost robot! that explains everything
well that makes about as much sense as anything else today
my arm came off! i can't believe that happened
my i suggest that you tow gentlemen take your "local color" elsewhere
wait a minute, you're why i've been having all these messed up dreams aren't you? you're probably why i lost my hair too! you stole my hair!!
do you like being a liar with pants constantly on fire?
i'm gonna be working harder than a cat trying bury a turn on a marble floor
officer, there's a man in a butterfly suit shooting my robot with a laser beam
you'll find me in my room crying
you should have replaced his blood with acid after this part; the sharks won't touch him now.
saliva is nature's glue... and raisins are natures candy!
do not be too hasty entering that room; i had taco bell for lunch!
oh, how sweet! a bible. well if you don't mind i have my own book for this little ritual. keep your hands clear of it's mouth; he's a nibbler.
honestly hank, where do you pick that stuff up? i never see you read. it's weird right? it's like he channels dead crazy people.. you think it's a cry for help?
do i have an erection? i feel like i might have one
there is a television... sadly the remote has vanished from the material sphere!! so it's stuck on animal planet
if we stay here that means we'll be dr orpheus' kids. and that means triana will be your sister. and that means you two will have extra-retard babies
didn't you just feel the winds of freedom ripping through your sweater vest?
the pancakes please. and yes, i know what time it is; i'll be having them for lunch
hank venture! what is wrong with you? you're turning into an extra bad person! do you even know how many baby angels you just killed by saying that???
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/venturebros/
you curse, you sweat, you twitch, you have passion!
how would you do it?
you'd be asleep, quick jerk of the neck, you wouldn't feel a thing
you've thought about this
yes i have
world domination? i'll leave that to the religious nuts and the republicans thank you
do you have to shave it? awww... i just grew those
a warm freezer pop? how thoughtful
i dare you to make less sense!
he's someone your father knows from back in collage.
wow, is that back when you had hair?
two years, seventeen days. from a stroke. good day!
the old fake coffin trick. you'd think i would have remembered that from 'the mystery of the old fake coffin'
aha! so it all comes together; he's not just a ghost, he's a ghost robot! that explains everything
well that makes about as much sense as anything else today
my arm came off! i can't believe that happened
my i suggest that you tow gentlemen take your "local color" elsewhere
wait a minute, you're why i've been having all these messed up dreams aren't you? you're probably why i lost my hair too! you stole my hair!!
do you like being a liar with pants constantly on fire?
i'm gonna be working harder than a cat trying bury a turn on a marble floor
officer, there's a man in a butterfly suit shooting my robot with a laser beam
you'll find me in my room crying
you should have replaced his blood with acid after this part; the sharks won't touch him now.
saliva is nature's glue... and raisins are natures candy!
do not be too hasty entering that room; i had taco bell for lunch!
oh, how sweet! a bible. well if you don't mind i have my own book for this little ritual. keep your hands clear of it's mouth; he's a nibbler.
honestly hank, where do you pick that stuff up? i never see you read. it's weird right? it's like he channels dead crazy people.. you think it's a cry for help?
do i have an erection? i feel like i might have one
there is a television... sadly the remote has vanished from the material sphere!! so it's stuck on animal planet
if we stay here that means we'll be dr orpheus' kids. and that means triana will be your sister. and that means you two will have extra-retard babies
didn't you just feel the winds of freedom ripping through your sweater vest?
the pancakes please. and yes, i know what time it is; i'll be having them for lunch
hank venture! what is wrong with you? you're turning into an extra bad person! do you even know how many baby angels you just killed by saying that???
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/venturebros/