Haven't done these in forever!
Not too surprising, really
Autodidacts of the world, unite!
Ummm.. yeah, I'm totally a compulsive liar now. Not sure why. And it's not about "anything" really.. but there is that.
What out-of-date phrase are you most likely to say?
Back in tha day we didn't roll that way
LMFAO - I acually use the phrases "that's pimp yo", "hellz yeah" and "true dat" waaaaaay more than I'd like to admit.
What does your future hold?
You will start a cult
"I've been in a lot of cults. Both as a leader and a follower. It's more fun to be a follower, but you make more money as a leader"
Which villain from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince are you?
You are Severus Snape!
You are a whiz at potions and skilled at working as a double agent for Dumbledore and Voldemort. But who’s side are you on? Although you may have been lead astray by the dark lord initially, you are really fighting the good fight, as a spy against the death eaters. Or is it the other way around?
Eeeeeee!!
What is your biggest pet peeve?
You hate Stupid People!
You hate the people who always say vapid things at the most inopportune times. The one's who are always above you at work, although they know nothing about anything. Damn those stupid people...
Oh how I am soooo not surprised. I've been around them enough to know I hate them. I hate them all!!
What will you go to jail for?
You were mistaken for a prostitute who was wanted for arson
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! I dunno bout the arson part, but I have been mistaken for a hooker. And called a whore on many an occasion.
What is important in your life?
Love is most important in your life.
A high love concentration indicates that you want love in your life. It is very important to you and something that you strive to attain.
Gotta be honest, I would not have figured the love part to be dominant. I knew money/career would be big because I dive so far into work, but I'm slightly surprised that fun comes in at 0%
What language should you learn?
You should learn Hindi
You should learn Hindi. You like to be able to speak to people wherever you travel if even just a little bit. You are very versatile and like adventure.
Spiffy
How will you be defined in the dictionary?
Beladonatook [adjective] --
Visually addictive
HAHAHAHA
What is your lame comeback line?
Beladonatook's lame-ass comeback ...
"You are very similar to rubber in texture and appearance"
Oh I'll be saying this A LOT now
What is your theme song?
"Bohemian Rhapsody", Queen
KICK ASS
What will your obituary say?
Evilly skulking around the neighborhood, Beladonatook died laughing hysterically.
Beladonatook will be terribly missed by Chuck Norris.
AHH! I <3 Chuck Norris!!
What will your last words be?
Beladonatook's Last Words will be ...
"Save me, Chuck Norris!"
TWO FOR TWO!
Your Life Report Card
Your life grade point average is 3.0 (B).
Your Classes
Social Life: 2.6 (C+)
Friends: 3.6 (B+)
Romance: 3.1 (B)
Education: 3.2 (B)
Career: 4.0 (A)
Finances & Possessions: 3.3 (B+)
Culture: 2.8 (B-)
Art & Creativity: 2.6 (C+)
Home Life: 3.4 (B+)
Athletics & Fitness: 2.3 (C+)
Body: 2.6 (C+)
Physical Health: 3.0 (B)
Mental Health: 2.9 (B-)
What's your life grade?
Seems about right
In other news - I'm getting really excited about the aquarium trip! Less than 2 weeks :) Fishes go "bloop bloop bloop" (I'm practicing my mad fishy communication skillz).
And there's a bar in the aquarium. Know what that means? You can get sloshed in the aquarium. Get it? Eh? Sloshed?
I crack me up.