too funny.

Apr 01, 2006 01:55

Stephanie is dating my dream man. His name is Adam. Here's his info, and you'll understand why:

1. He's getting his doctorate (or PhD) in Finance. He's currently working on his dissertation which is on the theories of John Nash (the guy that A Beautiful Mind is based on.) So, he's really smart (with math...hamana hamana hamana) and he'll make a good deal of money someday. (Not that money is an issue, but it certainly doesn't hurt.)

2. He's taller than me (6'0''ish).

3. He's cute, but he's got that nerdy cute going on. That includes glasses. Always a plus.

4. He's a big fan of classical music, and knows a good deal about it. In fact, when he went to London, the highlight of his trip was seeing the London Philharmonic.

5. And here's what really tips me over the edge: He's really into Russian History. For that trip to London (that he saw and enjoyed the London Philharmonic), the whole reason he had gone in the first place was for Russian History research purposes.

Steph said she plans on going on a few more dates with him, becoming his friend, and then having us slyly meet. Good plan. I kind of feel bad that I'm pushing for her (therefore not allowing herself to date him any longer) to pass him on to me...but I'm turned on just listening about this guy!

Apparently, on their first date, when he was talking about himself, Stephanie was just sitting there laughing because of how much I would like everything about him. And when he asked why, she told him. Including the fact that I'm turned on by guys who know math. (Thanks Steph.) Oh well. It's become a well known fact. I'm ok with that.

I admit it. Math turns me on. I can't do it for the life of me. But if a guy can, I'm turned on. A lot.

There is currently a brighly lit sign with a huge arrow pointing at me saying "NERD!!!" above me.

And the ironic thing is that there's a large gathering of people drinking alcoholic beverages in the condo across from mine. This gathering has been known to be called a party. I think there's close to 50 people outside, 50 inside. And i'm sitting in here typing away about my sexual attraction to proofs.

This is just too good. Classic, in fact. Well, now I'm going to look for some recipes to cook tomorrow night. Maybe I'll turn on some rap to make me feel a little better.

(Today, I went out with Steph and Dub in the afternoon. While we were sitting outside having a few drinks (water for me!) a Beastie Boys song came on, and I started singing along. Steph asked if I like the Beastie Boys -I replied yes- and she said, "Well then I have to give you Adam, because he likes them too."...yessssss)
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