Sex Meme (TMI Ahead)
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
On this flist, who knows... perhaps.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime is good with me!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The left.
4. Do you masturbate?
Hells yes!
5. How often? Lately?
OFTEN
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, never.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, but baths certainly have their uses as well.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep! Have I ever... *le sigh*
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I read lots of erotica and downright smut. I've watched porn on occasion, but it doesn't do much for me. Mostly it's just amusing to watch in groups and make fun of.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both, I'm a switch and she should be too.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
As friends, certainly.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not on this one.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, always love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I only get three?!?! Ummm... bondage, biting/scratching, and sensory play.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Unfortunately yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Erm... I dunno. Different things make sex romantic, but not so much location.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a student center meditation room next door to a school-sponsored party. Even better is a place where I did everything BUT have sex: the garden behind my college president's house.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
A better question would be who hasn't.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, but I'd like to just once. Just to see what the fuss is all about.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not my style.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I've come pretty close, but no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Define 'picked up.'
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Pretty much exclusively.
24. What’s your sexuality?
Gold star lesbian!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Quite close to it.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeppers, private AND public.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
More times than I can count.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A few.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Some vibes, some dildos, a harness, handcuffs, etc.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
It's possible she still has some pics... but no faces, so it'd be pretty hard to prove identity.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Def not.
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
Oh yeah!
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Again a big Yes!
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Very definitely.
37. What’s your favorite sexual position?
None in particular that really stands out as a favorite, so let's just say tied up.
38. What’s your favorite sex act?
That really depends on the mood and the partner.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, but I do plenty of fantasizing about it.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No idea.
On this flist, who knows... perhaps.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime is good with me!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The left.
4. Do you masturbate?
Hells yes!
5. How often? Lately?
OFTEN
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, never.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, but baths certainly have their uses as well.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep! Have I ever... *le sigh*
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I read lots of erotica and downright smut. I've watched porn on occasion, but it doesn't do much for me. Mostly it's just amusing to watch in groups and make fun of.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both, I'm a switch and she should be too.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
As friends, certainly.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not on this one.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, always love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I only get three?!?! Ummm... bondage, biting/scratching, and sensory play.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Unfortunately yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Erm... I dunno. Different things make sex romantic, but not so much location.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a student center meditation room next door to a school-sponsored party. Even better is a place where I did everything BUT have sex: the garden behind my college president's house.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
A better question would be who hasn't.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, but I'd like to just once. Just to see what the fuss is all about.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not my style.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I've come pretty close, but no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Define 'picked up.'
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Pretty much exclusively.
24. What’s your sexuality?
Gold star lesbian!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Quite close to it.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeppers, private AND public.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
More times than I can count.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A few.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Some vibes, some dildos, a harness, handcuffs, etc.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
It's possible she still has some pics... but no faces, so it'd be pretty hard to prove identity.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Def not.
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
Oh yeah!
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Again a big Yes!
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Very definitely.
37. What’s your favorite sexual position?
None in particular that really stands out as a favorite, so let's just say tied up.
38. What’s your favorite sex act?
That really depends on the mood and the partner.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, but I do plenty of fantasizing about it.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No idea.