May 11, 2010 03:49
Dear- it's... Mun, is it? Weird name. Right, well, writer, let's go with that.
Writer,
I appreciate that you like me now that I've showed up again; I like me too, most of the time. What I don't like, and let me be plain about this, is the ideas you've got about what you want to do with me. I'm not sure what it says that the only reason you picked me up is because you and your friends have got an appetite for a threesome. Because that? That's weird. A few points.
1.) I don't like blokes
2.) Particularly not blokes with the history he's got with Amy
3.) Amy is not that kind of a girl.
4.) ... Alright, maybe she is, a bit.
I know that none of this is going to dissuade you from going through with it, but a few things to keep in mind while you do. Maybe it'll give you a guilty conscience, if nothing else.
No love,
Rory Williams
PS: When I say I don't like blokes? I'm not lying. Seriously.
[with- nurse_boy,
[with] hi_amy,
[comm] dear_mun,
[with] tegwas,
[with] hashadworse,
[with] too_fairytale