a rebutle of truth

Apr 13, 2005 18:10

i have been asked by my "peer" the pope fuzzy bunny to call for crusade. i have refused
all i would like to do is preach the good word once again;
my children and fathers and brothers it is all that we have

i have also been asked by my "peer" to validate his religion by egnoligeing it as a religion, wich it is.
this new "church" is a religion with out a dought. religion is a man made device deviced of nessisety. it is has and always shall be nessisary for us to remain realistic and to follow the word of the great campo. it was nessisary when founded to worship the man who sacraficed himself to us and for us. it was nessisary for us to understand how to live our lives in times of turmoil and great change. from campos suffering came the word, and through my suffering came the gosple. first there was the campo then the one then the two then the thousands.

but i regress

i am here to validate the "equal" religion of Dunkly-istic Theory-ism. you are validated, vindaicated, breath in for luck. (dash board reference)It is indeed a religion because there was a nessesity. a nessesty of pope fuzzy bunnys to entertain a crowd of on lookers. There has been no nessesety other than that presented to fuzzy bunny or to his folowers. wich is why i can safely call this new religion a joke. because that is what it has been created for. nock nock whos there, your new way of life

I can also explain to you how the joke began

fuzzy bunny wrote a humorous story in his live journal (non-gosple) about the rise and fall of myself. there has always been a nessisesty to mock those greater than yourself. once the story about your pope gained aproval by a few laughs my "equal" desided that there shall be more laughs based on the religion of your pope, and of you, my fellow worshipers of the great campo.

first there was campo. then there was the thrut. based on the teachings of campo.
fisrt there was a joke. there ther was a teaching, then a profit was assigned. The order of dunklyistc theoryism is clearly flawed. but as all good jokes go, the punch line was saved for last

alow me to make this short

Dunkly-istic Theory-ism is the piggy back of the joke, piggy backing off of a man who is there mere recorder of the truth, who has piggy backed off of the truth which was stated by campo, who is the profit of the devine.

campo is the being next to the devine while dunkly-istic Theoryism is five ways removed from the devine. Since campo is of the devine i shall chose to worship him

since campo presented us with the three pillars to base or lives on, i shall worship him

since the gospel of campo is much more clever and funnier than any other relion, i shall worship him

since campo has converted more followers to his glorious way of life, i shall worship him

and since dunkly-istic theory-ism is a joke. i shall laught at it
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