Oct 01, 2008 20:26
My old mistress Phish sent me an e-mail saying they wanted to see me. As if to punish me for succumbing to temptation 40+ times in the past, she decided the illicit rendevous would be March 6th in Virginia. Unfortunately for them, I've kind of got a baby due March 5th. So... um... sorry, dear, I can't be cheating on my wife and child like I did on my ex-girlfriend. When I was 25, facing certain consequences might have been worth it. Now... not so much.
However... You want meet up in Vegas, I'm so there.