I don't normally copy n paste IM conversations, but i just didn't feel like retyping this one.
edited for readability. internet acronyms of astonishment provided by my friend Ken. also, i do not condone drunk driving but the drunk driver ahead of me arrived home before i could call the cops and report THAT, so there would have been no proof except a drunk guy at his house which is not a crime. plus he could have just been a shit driver, what with all the distractions and all and some asshole in a jetta tailgaiting him for 3 miles. copied from my computer with Ken's permission, chat services provided by adium and Gtalk..blah blah blah
k-rawk!:OMG oh the reason i IMed you
ok, so i'm just home from justin's right?
and i'm sleepy, so i got off the wrong highway exit by accident. no biggie, its still a straight shot home
BUT its a one lane back road and i get stuck behind some drunk dude in a cowboy hat who is going like 15mph
as soon as he speeds up, this white thing pops up in the rear window
at first i thought it was someone waving at me under a white tshirt.. i'm all like.. oh drunk kids editor's note: i initially thought the guy was getting road head but somehow i missed that in the telling of this story
so mr cowboy hat is all driving erratically, and the white figure is all over the place
so my next though is.. OMG he's kidnapping someone!
but i get closer.. and its obviously NOT a person under the white sheet
I kill things dead: heh
k-rawk!:it kind of looked like animals fighting.. so i'm like.. holy crap! he's kidnapping CATS! and i'm like.. sitting there behind this guy whos presumably so drunk hes practically on the wrong side of the road... and then almost in the telephone poles.. and i'm inching closer and closer.. cell phone in hand so ready to dial 911 over this animal abuser
I kill things dead: WTF?
k-rawk!:so then we slow down, he's got his ticker on.. and the white thing goes away
as he speeds up to pull into his driveway (right down the street from me, btw) i finally get close enough to see clearly..
as the plastic bag blowing up against his rear window catches air and starts blowing in the wind again
moral of this story? i have waaaaay too vivid of an imagination
AND i definitely need new glasses
I kill things dead: LMAO!
k-rawk!:in the span of 10 minutes this guy went from 1. perv getting road head 2. drunk kids fucking with me. 3. kidnapper 4. animal kidnapper
oh and my cat caught a snake today and brought it to me still alive. that ruled.
k-rawk!:OMG oh the reason i IMed you
ok, so i'm just home from justin's right?
and i'm sleepy, so i got off the wrong highway exit by accident. no biggie, its still a straight shot home
BUT its a one lane back road and i get stuck behind some drunk dude in a cowboy hat who is going like 15mph
as soon as he speeds up, this white thing pops up in the rear window
at first i thought it was someone waving at me under a white tshirt.. i'm all like.. oh drunk kids editor's note: i initially thought the guy was getting road head but somehow i missed that in the telling of this story
so mr cowboy hat is all driving erratically, and the white figure is all over the place
so my next though is.. OMG he's kidnapping someone!
but i get closer.. and its obviously NOT a person under the white sheet
I kill things dead: heh
k-rawk!:it kind of looked like animals fighting.. so i'm like.. holy crap! he's kidnapping CATS! and i'm like.. sitting there behind this guy whos presumably so drunk hes practically on the wrong side of the road... and then almost in the telephone poles.. and i'm inching closer and closer.. cell phone in hand so ready to dial 911 over this animal abuser
I kill things dead: WTF?
k-rawk!:so then we slow down, he's got his ticker on.. and the white thing goes away
as he speeds up to pull into his driveway (right down the street from me, btw) i finally get close enough to see clearly..
as the plastic bag blowing up against his rear window catches air and starts blowing in the wind again
moral of this story? i have waaaaay too vivid of an imagination
AND i definitely need new glasses
I kill things dead: LMAO!
k-rawk!:in the span of 10 minutes this guy went from 1. perv getting road head 2. drunk kids fucking with me. 3. kidnapper 4. animal kidnapper
oh and my cat caught a snake today and brought it to me still alive. that ruled.