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okay okay okay!
im serious this time so SHUT UP AND LISTEN! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
okay I thought about this great idea for a video game (count them TWO, this is the second one this time, remember last one was think of space invaders, but its callen Fare Evaders?)
Well this one is called Personal Space Invaders!!!!!!!
lets just take a moment to let this genius idea set in...
...
...
Ah heck, it doesnt have to stop at video games!
You can play this game anywhere!
all you need to do is eat poo and breath next to people
i dont know about you, but I'm very excited!
I really want to be a rock star, because i think i could make really cool music videos.
no wait, i just want everyone to see tapes of me lip syncing to songs, and sigh about how pretty i am....
I KNOW!
EBUAMS WORLD!
they take pretty much anything these days!
I reakon amy and her hilarious soap eating trick should try again!
I like to compare the fall ebaums world to a zombie movie,
Instead of "when hell is full, the dead will walk the earth"
its "when Moron mail is overwhelmingly (new word) flooding in, its hard to tell whats funny anymore"
well, HAMSTERS ARNT RANDOM!
personally i think ebaum (if that is a person) is dead, and his/her tearfully un-funny younger sister/cousin has taken the reins, and steering it straight to HELL where uglypeople.com went after they decided to give it a hotornot format, and theres really bad jokes scanned in instead of pictures! ARGH! it was a terrible joke! girls = the square root of evil! I'm not a feminist AT ALL so thats not why I'm angry about it, I'm angry because its so baaaaaaaaaaad, and someone made it up, and thought it was sooooo funny not just worthy of jabbing a friend "hey, look at this..." nooooooooooooo, they thought it was so funny that they thought everybody else would think it was soooo funny, witty, oh SO witty... and SMART TOO! that they typed it up to make it look authenitc, like a REAL school math problem was made and solved, then SCANNED IT IN to the computer and SUBMIT it into uglypeople.com. BUT WHO KNOWS! it may have not've stopped there! it couldve been one of those aweful forwards, ARGH! I dont want to think about it. Those aweful forwards, I'd really like to get to the source of those, I bet they come from a tiny island with what looks like a smoking volcano, but the volano is actually a large building, and the smoke is really bad smells, not coming from a hundred monkeys writing the greatest book ever written, but from a hundred fat smelly americans with lap tops. all bouncing ideas off eachother, a couple of them leaning back in thier computer chairs with thier arms up and crossed behind thier heads revieling sweat patches in the armpits! yes! thats it! exacatly where the forwards start!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I WANT TO RAAAAAAAAAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, BUT ITS NOT MINE its alexs.
....shit, what happend, I blacked out there for a second....
whoa! look at all those words, fuck reading them!
HAHAHAHHAHA AND YOOOOOOOOOOOU DID!
you read them! hahahahahhahaha!
or maybe you just skipped down to this bit because it looks easier,
well if thats the case then the jokes and the jugs are on me!
lets go!
its a beuatiful day outside and i dont have to work for 3 and half hours!
im serious this time so SHUT UP AND LISTEN! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
okay I thought about this great idea for a video game (count them TWO, this is the second one this time, remember last one was think of space invaders, but its callen Fare Evaders?)
Well this one is called Personal Space Invaders!!!!!!!
lets just take a moment to let this genius idea set in...
...
...
Ah heck, it doesnt have to stop at video games!
You can play this game anywhere!
all you need to do is eat poo and breath next to people
i dont know about you, but I'm very excited!
I really want to be a rock star, because i think i could make really cool music videos.
no wait, i just want everyone to see tapes of me lip syncing to songs, and sigh about how pretty i am....
I KNOW!
EBUAMS WORLD!
they take pretty much anything these days!
I reakon amy and her hilarious soap eating trick should try again!
I like to compare the fall ebaums world to a zombie movie,
Instead of "when hell is full, the dead will walk the earth"
its "when Moron mail is overwhelmingly (new word) flooding in, its hard to tell whats funny anymore"
well, HAMSTERS ARNT RANDOM!
personally i think ebaum (if that is a person) is dead, and his/her tearfully un-funny younger sister/cousin has taken the reins, and steering it straight to HELL where uglypeople.com went after they decided to give it a hotornot format, and theres really bad jokes scanned in instead of pictures! ARGH! it was a terrible joke! girls = the square root of evil! I'm not a feminist AT ALL so thats not why I'm angry about it, I'm angry because its so baaaaaaaaaaad, and someone made it up, and thought it was sooooo funny not just worthy of jabbing a friend "hey, look at this..." nooooooooooooo, they thought it was so funny that they thought everybody else would think it was soooo funny, witty, oh SO witty... and SMART TOO! that they typed it up to make it look authenitc, like a REAL school math problem was made and solved, then SCANNED IT IN to the computer and SUBMIT it into uglypeople.com. BUT WHO KNOWS! it may have not've stopped there! it couldve been one of those aweful forwards, ARGH! I dont want to think about it. Those aweful forwards, I'd really like to get to the source of those, I bet they come from a tiny island with what looks like a smoking volcano, but the volano is actually a large building, and the smoke is really bad smells, not coming from a hundred monkeys writing the greatest book ever written, but from a hundred fat smelly americans with lap tops. all bouncing ideas off eachother, a couple of them leaning back in thier computer chairs with thier arms up and crossed behind thier heads revieling sweat patches in the armpits! yes! thats it! exacatly where the forwards start!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I WANT TO RAAAAAAAAAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, BUT ITS NOT MINE its alexs.
....shit, what happend, I blacked out there for a second....
whoa! look at all those words, fuck reading them!
HAHAHAHHAHA AND YOOOOOOOOOOOU DID!
you read them! hahahahahhahaha!
or maybe you just skipped down to this bit because it looks easier,
well if thats the case then the jokes and the jugs are on me!
lets go!
its a beuatiful day outside and i dont have to work for 3 and half hours!