Phobic
Ithyphallophobia - Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
LOLOCAUST!
If you know someone who suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words), it would be funny to write "You have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!" on a sheet of paper, hand it to them, and watch them freak out as they read it.
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What if I have:
Philophobia - Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.
LOLOCAUST!
If you know someone who suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words), it would be funny to write "You have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!" on a sheet of paper, hand it to them, and watch them freak out as they read it.
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What if I have:
Philophobia - Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.