On the twelfth day of Christmas,
behnnie sent to me...
Twelve notebooks thrifting
Eleven pinups writing
Ten lakes a-dreaming
Nine accents acting
Eight pubs a-reading
Seven books a-traveling
Six nerds a-kissing
Five bri-i-i-itish accents
Four royal tenenbaums
Three douglas adams
Two lucid dreams
...and a love in an admitted hypocrisy.