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I can't not talk about this. It was a "related video" to a thing I was watching on Paul Hamm dropping out of the Olympics and after seeing the opening 2 seconds I just knew I-- I had to talk about this!
You know how summer teen comedies are so obnoxiously overtly (hetero)sexual that it's just like "Ugh! Please! Overkill! You're drowning me in a flood of overpowering teen hormones!"
Okay, well this video is so obnoxiously gay in much the same manner than I just can't take it seriously.
Is what they're doing amazing? Er... Yes.
Does it feature great feats of strength, balance, artistry, choreography, blah blah blah? Yes.
Is it the gayest thing since Gay? OHMYGODYES. Especially around 3:50. Holy crap, dude.
That trick around 2:24, though... man... I mean- it really should be a trick it just sounds so impossible. But then you see them do it and... I'll be gol' durned. It's for real.
So straight girls: Be prepared to watch something that will in no way titillate you. (I never knew it was possible to find clean, muscular men so wholly unappealing in 100% of every aspect imaginable gag gag spew I'm a lesbian now.)
And gay dudes: Be prepared to question if you're really gay enough to be gay because I guarantee you that however gay you are, you are not as gay as these guys.
And is it just me or does bottom dude look like he's gonna lose it around 5:30?
You know how summer teen comedies are so obnoxiously overtly (hetero)sexual that it's just like "Ugh! Please! Overkill! You're drowning me in a flood of overpowering teen hormones!"
Okay, well this video is so obnoxiously gay in much the same manner than I just can't take it seriously.
Click to viewIs what they're doing amazing? Er... Yes.
Does it feature great feats of strength, balance, artistry, choreography, blah blah blah? Yes.
Is it the gayest thing since Gay? OHMYGODYES. Especially around 3:50. Holy crap, dude.
That trick around 2:24, though... man... I mean- it really should be a trick it just sounds so impossible. But then you see them do it and... I'll be gol' durned. It's for real.
So straight girls: Be prepared to watch something that will in no way titillate you. (I never knew it was possible to find clean, muscular men so wholly unappealing in 100% of every aspect imaginable gag gag spew I'm a lesbian now.)
And gay dudes: Be prepared to question if you're really gay enough to be gay because I guarantee you that however gay you are, you are not as gay as these guys.
And is it just me or does bottom dude look like he's gonna lose it around 5:30?