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Mostly for James: 10 Most Bizarre Videos
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I was going to just post a link to the following bit, but it's really funny so it'd be a shame if you didn't click and read it. But at the same time it's not *that* funny, so I'd feel bad if you clicked it and didn't like it and were like 'Man, what's up with that girl making me click these links that aren't even any good?' See? This is hard. It's hard.
My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
Old English:
Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply " 'Tis better than thine...
"Verily, 'tis better than thine!"
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee
Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.
Limerick:
Through stereophonic tubes
Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves
and though you would think
Her topic was iced drink
It's really all about her boobs
Haiku:
Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses
I'm currently watching the extras on the Season One dvd of "The Office." Oh man-- too freakin' funny. I'm watching the first episode with actor commentary and it's awesome. Man, I'd love to work on something like this. Oh weird-- Pam's fiance Roy played the thug guy in Big Fish. Weird.
Hey James-- they just mentioned something about how they screened the pilot episode at a bowling alley. Could it have been the place we went for that party you took me to?
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Mostly for James: Top 10 Most Bizarre Videos
I was going to just post a link to the following bit, but it's really funny so it'd be a shame if you didn't click and read it. But at the same time it's not *that* funny, so I'd feel bad if you clicked it and didn't like it and were like 'Man, what's up with that girl making me click these links that aren't even any good?' See? This is hard. It's hard.
My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
Old English:
Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply " 'Tis better than thine...
"Verily, 'tis better than thine!"
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee
Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.
Limerick:
Through stereophonic tubes
Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves
and though you would think
Her topic was iced drink
It's really all about her boobs
Haiku:
Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses
I'm currently watching the extras on the Season One dvd of "The Office." Oh man-- too freakin' funny. I'm watching the first episode with actor commentary and it's awesome. Man, I'd love to work on something like this. Oh weird-- Pam's fiance Roy played the thug guy in Big Fish. Weird.
Hey James-- they just mentioned something about how they screened the pilot episode at a bowling alley. Could it have been the place we went for that party you took me to?
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