day one hundred and twenty-three

[behindxbluxeyes]

you know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

They don't call it a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese?

No, they got the metric system
there, they wouldn't know what the
fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

What'd they call it?

Royale with Cheese.

(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they
call a Big Mac?

Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
it Le Big Mac.

What do they call a Whopper?/

I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
King. But you know what they put
on french fries in Holland instead
of ketchup?

What?

Mayonnaise.

Goddamn!

I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean
a little bit on the side of the
plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in
it.