I SPENT FAR TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS I NEED A LIFE!
So Hawaii Five-0! Words cannot describe how much I have been looking forward to this! WELL DONE CBS FOR BRINGING MY LOVELIES BACK TO ME THIS EARLY! I just went looking for screencaps to make this all the more awesome [and easier to follow!], but all I got at first was 'Stanno' shippers and a fic that involved Danny/Victor Hesse. Needless to say I did not click the link *shudders* THEN! I found a zip file of this ep that is still downloading years later. If it gets there and my Mac agrees with it, I may add some but ON WITH THE SHOW [for anyone who cares XD]
Nice flyover at the beginning as usual. To establish that we are, in fact, in Hawaii. Just in case the title never gave that away too much :p
Ah good Steve is sleeping alone. However with entirely too many clothes on. Uh oh, ominous things going bump in the night...Lightest sleeper ever! He was up like a shot. Mind you I'm like that sometimes. Other times I could sleep through my house being demolished around me! My goodness he ACTUALLY reached for his gun...wtf Steve, its usually just your fists!
DAW! Messy haired intense Steve is cute.
Oooh! A lazer sight pointer thingie on his gun! So wait is that a torch as well? SHINY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WITH THAT...Guh so sexy.
But why are you talking so quietly? I'd be shouting, waking the neighbours for some assistance. But then again, I'm not a Navy seal!
There's loads of them! OMG! GO STEVE YOU KICK THEIR ASSES!
Oh nooooo! Steven! D:
...and here I was thinking you could resist such petty things like getting tazered! Though seriously, you'd think for ninja burglars they'd be a little QUIETER!
AANND! *dances to the theme tune!*
Ahem!
Anyway here is Danny in the McGarrett household. What is he making cocktails? Oh wait, no he's being utterly adorable and getting ice :D I has a sad, Steve just fixed his house up and now its a mess again. But this also might mean some more vest action, so maybe my sad can be a happy again XD
"Don't be a tough guy, I've been popped with a stun gun before, its no fun. Ice helps."
"You've been stun gunned?"
Introducing Kono's I'm Detecting High Levels of Bullshit/Possibly Concerned face.
"Yes I've been stunned. Hoboken, Hallowe'en 02. Its a long story, that I won't tell you right now."
Oh Danno! I've missed you and your witticisms over Christmas! ^_^
"Did you not put an alarm system in here after the whole General Pak thing? I told you to do that! I don't wanna be a nag, but I did say you should do that!" AW BLESS YOU DANIEL!
Blah blah blah! Discussions about break in, including Chin appearing being all THEY HACKED YOU CUS I'M SUCH A MAD COMPUTER GEEK IN DISGUISE!
Oh dear, Mary what have you done now? You've gone missing! As has the lovely tool box with all the evidence regarding Mummy's death :(
"Let me be honest about something. If first thing in the morning I see your face pop up on my phone, I might not answer it either." HEHEHEHE!
Don't lie Steve, Maila has a key to you house! Always has, always will XD Well in my head canon anyway! I am a sick sick person...
Okay regardless of how cute Mary's rental house is, why isn't she just staying with Steve? There is clearly room!
EEK! BLOOD AND A TOOTH! STAY CALM STEVE! ITS GONNA BE COOL!
OKAY PHEW! CHIN TO THE RESCUE WITH INFO! ITS A MALE TOOTH! ITS ALL GRAVY!
Aw Mamo is so cute :D I love that we're learning more and more about Steve's past, its nice. He's also handy when it comes to being a witness! OMGEEEZ A COP. Well its not like we weren't expecting someone who was in the police since Papa McGarrett couldn't trust anyone in PD.
Steve's getting all guilty feeling. And teary and cute because of the passion and the tears! :p
Okay, so you couldn't get her cell or a signal for however long, now she's taped up in a car boot, she can call YOU? *facepalm*
And we are hijacking a helicopter again! I LOVE IT! :DD I feel like starting to use random words like Aloha and Mahalo and HOWZIT BRAH?! XD
Why didn't they just keep driving after they landed the chopper? Stupid henchmen types, just asking to get shot!
YAY! YOU GAIS SAVED HURR!
Stop hogging all the Steve. I want a hug! said Danny. And Louisa could do with one too! :p
Cheesy family moments that I can't be bothered detailing...Whatever...stop being emo and get back to the action XD No I jest! I love how clever Mary actually is in this scene. Like how she knows about the shorthand and the Sherlock Holmes stuff. I had a total nerdgasm over the fact they talked about Sherlock Holmes XD
"Cus I had this incident one time in LA."
*serious big brother face* "What incident?" Teehee! Naughty Mary!
"I mean, Dad's a cop...you're like a...freaky ninja!. The least I could do is dial a phone. :DDD
WAIT WHAT!? DAD SHIPPED YOU AWAY?! THIS IS NEWS TO ME! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! WHY HAVE YOU NEGLECTED TO TELL US UNTIL NOW?!
Holy shit, I nearly jizzed at the shiny table thingie that downloads shit when you put shit on it! O_O Loooook!
Oh little Yakuza bitches! OMG STEVEN PUT THAT BIKE BACK! HAHA! Those little douchebags, shat it! Mind you I totally would if some looney rode a motorbike into my lair!
"I have a number, for a therapist, I want to give you. Okay? Walk...upstairs. Like a human."
Can you imagine if you went to the dentist and those two were staring down at you. I'd suddenly love going to the dentist!
"Lets see if the slipper fits Cinderella." YAY! Chin has some awesome lines too!
Srsly, Steven. WAS THAT A REFLECTIVE STRIP ON YOUR COMBATS?! You need to invest in some jeans or perhaps a nice pair of chinos...I think I need to have Mai have a few words cus your sense of style is just...well awful...Even Chin has some pretty mental shirts, but somehow it works for him...
Hiro Noshimuri. What a cool na....OMFG STEVE READING SHERLOCK HOLMES.
WHY IS THIS A TURN ON!!?!?!?!
I know Dean! I'm sorry! I just can't help myself!! D:
This whole bit made me happy cus its all crazy cool clues! Cyphers! WHEEE! :DD
We're off to see the Yakuza boss! Steve walking in LIKE A BOSS XD I love these exchanges Steve has with baddies. Narrowed eyes and I'ma kick your ass faces. What a dick, I like him already! I'm waiting on my date GTFO XD
OH SANAAAAP!
[I actually said that while watching it the first time. My dad opened my door like WTF?!]
THIS IMPRESSED ME SO MUCH! EPIC OH SHIT MOMENT!
However this was followed by the Governor being awesome again. She comes and goes in my book. She does that whole BEHAVE YOURSELF MCGARRETT! but she finally took his side. The awesome side :p
"Is there any beer in this office?"
"WHAT?"
"I have never known a Navy man who couldn't find a lady a beer..."
LOVE YOU GOVERNOR. Also Steve, you boozehound! Beer in your office!
Hello Koji, brother of Hiro being a cop at the time of Mommy McGarrett's death!! :O
Dad was a total pack rat. I hear ya Papa McGarrett, I hear ya. And there we are! Pic of him when Mamo would have seen him.
I don't really get it when cops show a witness one pic ONE suspect in these shows. I mean isn't that leading them? I had to look at mugshots and it was a whole page of them...oh well this is TV land.
Oh I knew things has been too quiet for a while in this episode. Steve just had to get a chance at shooting someone again. The music was decidedly way too fun sounding for what was going down. Death and panic and blood...yeah that cheesy rocky stuff was not in the slightest appropriate.
I cannot get enough of the Danny and Steve relationship. Scott Caan is amazing, I assume most of his lines have large bits of improv in them. Such a talented little munchkin ^_^
I have never liked you more than I do now. Its beautiful."
Okay so Steve left the island, joined the Navy because of his mother's death. WHEN THOUGH? STOP MESSING WITH THE NICE TIMELINE I HAD SORTED OUT FOR MY FIC! I SWEAR IMA CUT SOMEBODY!
I love rich people getting owned when they're playing golf XD
OOOH! ITS THE DUDE WHO HESSE WAS TALKING TO BEFORE THE BREAK!! THIS IS GETTING SO FUCKING COMPLICATED I LOVE IT! And is it just me or is Wo Fat kinda buff n attractive? :p
Aw Steve sending baby sister off. AGAIN SCREWING WITH STUFF I THOUGHT I KNEW! WHEN DID THE KIDS GET SENT OFF?! PLEASE ELABORATE! Y'know what? Fuck off! I'm sticking with my own story for my fic! *shakes fist*
THE PLOT THICKENS KOJI IS DEAD. CAR ACCIDENT MY ASS!
And thats the end of that chapter! If you made it to the end, I congratulate you. That seriously took me like two hours! I watched the ep and paused and uploaded pics and picked gifs and omg, I really will most likely never do that again! XD
I'm off to sleepy! My last day in Burtons tomorrow. I'm a little sad :(
xo
Nice flyover at the beginning as usual. To establish that we are, in fact, in Hawaii. Just in case the title never gave that away too much :p
Ah good Steve is sleeping alone. However with entirely too many clothes on. Uh oh, ominous things going bump in the night...Lightest sleeper ever! He was up like a shot. Mind you I'm like that sometimes. Other times I could sleep through my house being demolished around me! My goodness he ACTUALLY reached for his gun...wtf Steve, its usually just your fists!
DAW! Messy haired intense Steve is cute.
Oooh! A lazer sight pointer thingie on his gun! So wait is that a torch as well? SHINY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WITH THAT...Guh so sexy.
But why are you talking so quietly? I'd be shouting, waking the neighbours for some assistance. But then again, I'm not a Navy seal!
There's loads of them! OMG! GO STEVE YOU KICK THEIR ASSES!
Oh nooooo! Steven! D:
...and here I was thinking you could resist such petty things like getting tazered! Though seriously, you'd think for ninja burglars they'd be a little QUIETER!
AANND! *dances to the theme tune!*
Ahem!
Anyway here is Danny in the McGarrett household. What is he making cocktails? Oh wait, no he's being utterly adorable and getting ice :D I has a sad, Steve just fixed his house up and now its a mess again. But this also might mean some more vest action, so maybe my sad can be a happy again XD
"Don't be a tough guy, I've been popped with a stun gun before, its no fun. Ice helps."
"You've been stun gunned?"
Introducing Kono's I'm Detecting High Levels of Bullshit/Possibly Concerned face.
"Yes I've been stunned. Hoboken, Hallowe'en 02. Its a long story, that I won't tell you right now."
Oh Danno! I've missed you and your witticisms over Christmas! ^_^
"Did you not put an alarm system in here after the whole General Pak thing? I told you to do that! I don't wanna be a nag, but I did say you should do that!" AW BLESS YOU DANIEL!
Blah blah blah! Discussions about break in, including Chin appearing being all THEY HACKED YOU CUS I'M SUCH A MAD COMPUTER GEEK IN DISGUISE!
Oh dear, Mary what have you done now? You've gone missing! As has the lovely tool box with all the evidence regarding Mummy's death :(
"Let me be honest about something. If first thing in the morning I see your face pop up on my phone, I might not answer it either." HEHEHEHE!
Don't lie Steve, Maila has a key to you house! Always has, always will XD Well in my head canon anyway! I am a sick sick person...
Okay regardless of how cute Mary's rental house is, why isn't she just staying with Steve? There is clearly room!
EEK! BLOOD AND A TOOTH! STAY CALM STEVE! ITS GONNA BE COOL!
OKAY PHEW! CHIN TO THE RESCUE WITH INFO! ITS A MALE TOOTH! ITS ALL GRAVY!
Aw Mamo is so cute :D I love that we're learning more and more about Steve's past, its nice. He's also handy when it comes to being a witness! OMGEEEZ A COP. Well its not like we weren't expecting someone who was in the police since Papa McGarrett couldn't trust anyone in PD.
Steve's getting all guilty feeling. And teary and cute because of the passion and the tears! :p
Okay, so you couldn't get her cell or a signal for however long, now she's taped up in a car boot, she can call YOU? *facepalm*
And we are hijacking a helicopter again! I LOVE IT! :DD I feel like starting to use random words like Aloha and Mahalo and HOWZIT BRAH?! XD
Why didn't they just keep driving after they landed the chopper? Stupid henchmen types, just asking to get shot!
YAY! YOU GAIS SAVED HURR!
Stop hogging all the Steve. I want a hug! said Danny. And Louisa could do with one too! :p
Cheesy family moments that I can't be bothered detailing...Whatever...stop being emo and get back to the action XD No I jest! I love how clever Mary actually is in this scene. Like how she knows about the shorthand and the Sherlock Holmes stuff. I had a total nerdgasm over the fact they talked about Sherlock Holmes XD
"Cus I had this incident one time in LA."
*serious big brother face* "What incident?" Teehee! Naughty Mary!
"I mean, Dad's a cop...you're like a...freaky ninja!. The least I could do is dial a phone. :DDD
WAIT WHAT!? DAD SHIPPED YOU AWAY?! THIS IS NEWS TO ME! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! WHY HAVE YOU NEGLECTED TO TELL US UNTIL NOW?!
Holy shit, I nearly jizzed at the shiny table thingie that downloads shit when you put shit on it! O_O Loooook!
Oh little Yakuza bitches! OMG STEVEN PUT THAT BIKE BACK! HAHA! Those little douchebags, shat it! Mind you I totally would if some looney rode a motorbike into my lair!
"I have a number, for a therapist, I want to give you. Okay? Walk...upstairs. Like a human."
Can you imagine if you went to the dentist and those two were staring down at you. I'd suddenly love going to the dentist!
"Lets see if the slipper fits Cinderella." YAY! Chin has some awesome lines too!
Srsly, Steven. WAS THAT A REFLECTIVE STRIP ON YOUR COMBATS?! You need to invest in some jeans or perhaps a nice pair of chinos...I think I need to have Mai have a few words cus your sense of style is just...well awful...Even Chin has some pretty mental shirts, but somehow it works for him...
Hiro Noshimuri. What a cool na....OMFG STEVE READING SHERLOCK HOLMES.
WHY IS THIS A TURN ON!!?!?!?!
I know Dean! I'm sorry! I just can't help myself!! D:
This whole bit made me happy cus its all crazy cool clues! Cyphers! WHEEE! :DD
We're off to see the Yakuza boss! Steve walking in LIKE A BOSS XD I love these exchanges Steve has with baddies. Narrowed eyes and I'ma kick your ass faces. What a dick, I like him already! I'm waiting on my date GTFO XD
OH SANAAAAP!
[I actually said that while watching it the first time. My dad opened my door like WTF?!]
THIS IMPRESSED ME SO MUCH! EPIC OH SHIT MOMENT!
However this was followed by the Governor being awesome again. She comes and goes in my book. She does that whole BEHAVE YOURSELF MCGARRETT! but she finally took his side. The awesome side :p
"Is there any beer in this office?"
"WHAT?"
"I have never known a Navy man who couldn't find a lady a beer..."
LOVE YOU GOVERNOR. Also Steve, you boozehound! Beer in your office!
Hello Koji, brother of Hiro being a cop at the time of Mommy McGarrett's death!! :O
Dad was a total pack rat. I hear ya Papa McGarrett, I hear ya. And there we are! Pic of him when Mamo would have seen him.
I don't really get it when cops show a witness one pic ONE suspect in these shows. I mean isn't that leading them? I had to look at mugshots and it was a whole page of them...oh well this is TV land.
Oh I knew things has been too quiet for a while in this episode. Steve just had to get a chance at shooting someone again. The music was decidedly way too fun sounding for what was going down. Death and panic and blood...yeah that cheesy rocky stuff was not in the slightest appropriate.
I cannot get enough of the Danny and Steve relationship. Scott Caan is amazing, I assume most of his lines have large bits of improv in them. Such a talented little munchkin ^_^
I have never liked you more than I do now. Its beautiful."
Okay so Steve left the island, joined the Navy because of his mother's death. WHEN THOUGH? STOP MESSING WITH THE NICE TIMELINE I HAD SORTED OUT FOR MY FIC! I SWEAR IMA CUT SOMEBODY!
I love rich people getting owned when they're playing golf XD
OOOH! ITS THE DUDE WHO HESSE WAS TALKING TO BEFORE THE BREAK!! THIS IS GETTING SO FUCKING COMPLICATED I LOVE IT! And is it just me or is Wo Fat kinda buff n attractive? :p
Aw Steve sending baby sister off. AGAIN SCREWING WITH STUFF I THOUGHT I KNEW! WHEN DID THE KIDS GET SENT OFF?! PLEASE ELABORATE! Y'know what? Fuck off! I'm sticking with my own story for my fic! *shakes fist*
THE PLOT THICKENS KOJI IS DEAD. CAR ACCIDENT MY ASS!
And thats the end of that chapter! If you made it to the end, I congratulate you. That seriously took me like two hours! I watched the ep and paused and uploaded pics and picked gifs and omg, I really will most likely never do that again! XD
I'm off to sleepy! My last day in Burtons tomorrow. I'm a little sad :(
xo